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Go the fuck to sleep (Alberto x reader)

YAYY Alberto pretty much a Drabble I did at 2 am
"Hey, hey (y/n)."  You heard Alberto whisper in your ear right as you were about to go to sleep
"Hmmm?" You didn't bother opening your eyes
"Did you survive Avadra Kadavra?" He asked
"....No? Why..?" You furrowed you brows confused
"Because you're drop dead gorgeous." He answered and you knew he was smiling, you just groaned and tried to go back to sleep, before you could even almost fall asleep Al's voice broke through the silence again.
"My name might not be Luna but I sure can Lovegood." You groaned again
"Oh my gosh Al shut up."
"Okay, but when I said accio hottie I didn't expect it to work."
"Alberto I'm warning you I need my beauty sleep." You growled
"My house is called the Shrieking Shack for a reason. I'll show you tonight."
"The shrieks are going to be yours when I kill you."
"Okay fine, do you really want to go to bed?" Al asked sweetly
"Yes, I feel like death."
"Mind if I ....slytherin" at that you actually heard him giggle
"ALBERTO ROSENDE I SWEAR!" You yelled grabbing a pillow and smacking him with it, but he defended himself.
"FINE, just one more, I promise okay?" Alberto held the pillow you were hitting him with.
"One more or I will kill you."
"You know why girls wear flowery panties?" Alberto smiled
"Umm because they're pretty?" You wondered how exactly this related to Harry Potter.
"No, in memorial of all the faces that have been buried there." At that you cringed and smacked him again with the pillow.
"Okay first that was gross, second that's not even Harry Potter."
"You have no proof Hermione didn't wear flowered panties."
"Alberto?" You mumbled closing your eyes
"Yeah?"
"Go the fuck to sleep."