Aries- MOTHERFUCKING- GOD DAMN IT *breaks table*
Taurus- Shit, shit, shit....owww
Gemini- FIGHT ME *punches door*
Cancer- FUck *sobs* you *more sobbing*
Leo- *screams while laying on the ground in fetal position*
Virgo- THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
Libra- Goodbye, world. I leave my rock collection to Scorpio, my invisible unicorn to Aquarius, all of my books to Virgo...
Scorpio- NO MÁS *kicks door down*
Sagittarius- *pets door* what have I done to you?
Capricorn- *bites fist* haha I'm fine. Oh its turning purple. My favorite color.
Aquarius- THAT TABLE WASN'T THERE BEFORE.
Pisces- WHY ME? WHY NOT GEMINI OR SAGITTARIUS?!?