ZODIAC SIGNS

ZODIAC SIGNS ON A BEACH

The sun shines bright as LIBRA tans and AQUARIUS burns. LEO is seen strutting around in their swimsuit, trying to show off their body-—but unfortunately, no one notices (because this isn't a runway!). VIRGO sits aside, applying on their fifth layer of sunblock while TARUS finished maxing their third sandwich. CANCER is sitting back, relaxed and trying to scope out their summer love, and PISCES is on their tenth attempt of taking a sexy beach selfie. SAGITTARIUS has decided to swim out so far, that they are no longer seen by anyone... SCORPIO is trying to have sex on the beach but unfortunately, there are children around—bummer. But see, CAPRICORN is being lame as hell and is trying to find gold on the beach with their metal detector. And of course, the day ends with ARIES and GEMINI being arrested for public intoxication and lewd conduct. Oh lawd, bless all twelve zodiacs...