"What happened to you?"
ARIES - "I crashed my motorcycle..."
TARUS - "This idiot forgot to stop for me when I was crossing the road!"
GEMINI - "...I'm here with my friend."
CANCER - "I was cooking soup for my boyfriend (or girlfriend) and now I got third degree burns..."
LEO - "Someone called me ugly and I tried to punch them... I missed...and hit the brick wall behind them..."
VIRGO - "Um... I work here..."
LIBRA - "I had a panic attack."
SCORPIO - "Someone pushed me down the stairs."
SAGITTARIUS - "I told a slow old lady on a motor scooter to hurry up...and she ran over my toe."
CAPRICORN - "Working too late, got sleep deprivation, and passed out."
AQUARIUS - "I was walking my mermaid, then she pushed me down a well, and I was in Narnia fighting for food to get magic for my district."
PISCES - "I was concentrating so hard, I ended up zoning out and smashing into a wall...which resulted in a concussion."
BINABASA MO ANG
ZODIAC SIGNS
RandomShort, fun, funny and relatable things about your zodiac sign. Some may seem true, and some might not seem true at all. (Some I make up and some I get from the internet)
