My first coherent thought this morning at eleven:
My butt hurts! Dang you, Kanda, I will get revenge!
My second coherent thought this morning at eleven:
Wait a second. I think this every time after we have sex. When is this going to happen again?
My third coherent thought this morning at eleven:
Oh gosh, I'm Kanda's pet, and I can't do anything about it!
Is it necessary to say that I have stopped thinking in the mornings now? Anyway, as was earlier clarified three times, it's about eleven and somehow, Kanda is still asleep. And by asleep, I don't mean he's dozing and if I moved, he would immediately wake up. Oh no, he was practically a human rock, and that's a lot to say considering I'm the near definition of the term when I haven't slept in more than eighteen hours.
This was the most peaceful moment of the day, and it all went downhill from there.
"WE'RE HERE!" an annoyingly familiar voice booms as the door bursts open, revealing the rabbit and his girlfriend. The smarter one of the duo, you know, the one not trying to get skewered by a certain samurai's katana, sees the scene and flees while pinching her nose for obvious reasons. As we have established, the very clearly suicidal red-head was standing in the doorway waggling his eyebrows at the now fully awake bluenette beside me, "Looks like Lenalee and I know what was going on here last night."
"Prepare to die, and it will not be painless nor quick." After that, a very angry―and very naked―Yu Kanda leaps from the bed and has Lavi in a headlock in less than two seconds. Closing my eyes, I wait for the struggled breathing to stop, followed by panting and the door slamming. Amusedly, I ask, "Is it safe?"
"Che," he grumbles and I feel clothes against my face, obviously jeans from the hard button that hit my nose, and two more soft thuds sound before a quiet zip.
After my eyes open, Kanda is in a pair of dark jeans and an open, white button-up, and black boxers, a white turtleneck, and skinny jeans were on my lap over the blankets covering my nether regions. Walking into the bathroom, my boyfriend grabs his brush off the vanity and says, "Baka Usagi's lucky I didn't impale him with Mugen."
"But then it wouldn't be as fun!" I protest, getting up and quickly slipping on the clothing. Kanda looked at me like I was nuts, "You have a corrupt version of fun in your mind."
Smiling, I finish with my clothes and sit on the bed, "That I do, but you love me for it, don't you?"
Growling slightly, he nods and pulls his hair into its high ponytail. Now that we weren't naked, I lead the way out into the living room, finding Lenalee trying to operate the stereo system with little luck. Looking at it, I notice she stuck her iPod jack into it, and I offer, "Let me try."
Pouting a bit, she stepped away from it and I started poking buttons until the music came on, though I don't think she meant it to be playing "Something in Your Mouth" by Nickelback. The pigtailed girl squealed in embarrassment, "Change it!"
Soon, the stereo was playing "Royals" by Lorde, which I believe she was very happy about, and I heard Lavi laughing his head off from behind me. Of course, there he was rolling around on the couch, hooting at the top of his lungs. Well, that is until he got a boot to the gut.
"Shut up! You're the one who wanted to play that while..." the blushing girl trailed off as Kanda smirked, "Huh, at least I didn't have to convince mine to play dirty music."
Blood rushes to my face, "Hey! I'm not yours!"
The look he gives me practically dares me to repeat the words and I immediately shut up, knowing that he had some serious evidence that I belonged to him and he was by no means hesitant to voice it. Quickly, I say, "So how was your all's trip?"
Obviously relieved to be off the topic, Lenalee answered cheerfully, "Great, the scenery was beautiful! Lavi can be good to me when he wants to be. He even took me the long way around through Gatlinburg."
"Nice, we should do that later today, like just drive through the mountains and stuff," I suggest, latching onto Kanda's right arm.
She nods, "Sounds good, but first, let's eat! Did anyone order fifteen plates of mitarashi dango?"
"Me! I did! Thank you, guys!" I chirp happily as I plop down on the booth of the table, the aroma of food filling my nostrils from the seven bags atop the wood.
Of course, I'm finished with my food before everyone, and decide to start a conversation, because there had been an awkward silence cast through the room.
I ask, "So what do you guys want to do today?"
"I don't know, probably the water park," Lenalee answers, glancing at Lavi who was nodding in agreement. Said rabbit adds, "Yes, I hear there's a gigantic snake that little kids play on. I SHALL REIGN SUPREME!"
His girlfriend, Kanda, and I all give him a "what the freak" look as he continues eating, his single eye glaring at the salt shaker like it would hop up and sprinkle poison on him. Deciding that it was better not to question the harebrained redhead, I say, "That sounds good, but if we're going anywhere in the mountains, shouldn't we do that while it's still light?"
"Good point," Lenalee says. "Maybe we can do that tomorrow. I mean, I figured we'd stay until tomorrow night."
A string of death threats and curses leave Kanda's mouth while I nod, "Okay, then the water park after lunch?"
Nodding, Lenalee finishes her salad and sticks the box in one of the bags, "I need to go get ready. Um, Allen, have you been there already...or like...err...."
"It's fine, he has a surf shirt he wears," Kanda answers for me, not as uncomfortable with the conversation as the rest of us were. After replying, Lenalee prances off to the twin bedroom, shutting the door with a click, and Lavi and Kanda begin to stuff empty boxes into bags. My boyfriend tells me to go get ready, and I do so, closing the door quietly behind me before fetching my now dry swimsuit and surf shirt.
I wait on the bed for Kanda after I change, and as soon as he's through the door, he growls, "Do I have to go?"
"Yes," I immediately reply, closing my eyes as he strips down. Ugh, the guy had no modesty! Though, that's good in some situations...shut up, Allen!
The conversation ends there, and Kanda doesn't push at all, just works on his hair and then exits the room with me. When we get back into the living room, Lavi is in red, of course, swim trunks, and he says, "Lenalee is still changing."
"I know. She takes forever to change! Why does it take girls so long to slip on a bikini?" I complain, hopping up on one of the tall chairs at the bar. The rabbit was splayed out on the couch while Kanda leaned against the wall with his arms crossed, and even though I would never date him, I couldn't help but notice how hot Lavi looked. Lenalee and I always agreed that he was much more attractive without the bandana, same with Kanda and his hair tie, and we both think that the two guys are downright sexy, but we would never go after each other's boyfriend.
"Hey, Allen, will you come here for a sec?" a feminine voice called from the twin bedroom. Jumping to the ground, I quickly walked to the door, "Yeah?"
Suddenly, the door opens and I'm harshly pulled in by my arm, followed by Kanda threatening, "If I find out you raped or molested my Moyashi, you're having a very intimate session with Mugen!"
"Chill, Yu."
This was soon trailed by a squeak and high-pitched apology as I turn around from where I was face planted into the comforter of the closest bed. Lenalee stood in front of the other bed, glancing between two swimsuits, and she whined, "Help me! Lavi's never seen me in a bathing suit, and I want him to drool!"
Raising an eyebrow at the half-naked girl standing in a black bra and panty set, I tell her, "You're worried about this, and how many time have you guys had sex?"
"Just help me!" she griped, holding up two hangers. One was a purple bikini with an inch long string attaching the cups in the front, and the other was technically a one piece, but more of a bikini with a gazillion strings. It was black and practically the same design as the other only it had four strings on the bottom of each cup that connects to the opposing hips, crossing in the middle. It was an easy decision as I nod at the second, turning quickly as she puts it on.
"How do you do it?" she asks from behind me. Shrugging, I reply, "The thing about bathing suits is that you have to get a balance between skin and cloth. Too much skin and you look like a walking advertisement, but if you cover up completely, nothing stands out. Black pops against pale skin like yours, and by doing that, the skin you show seems like it's more. To add to that, the strings keep your eyes going up and down, but not so quickly as to miss your hips and stomach."
Finished changing, Lenalee pulls me towards the door, "I'm so glad that you can distinguish that, because I have no clue what you're talking about."
"Yeah, next time I'll keep it to myself," I laugh as we enter the living room like fashion models, though it was definitely Lenalee's show as she strutted. Lavi's jaw dropped as he stared at her before she pulled on her coat to protect herself from the outdoor chills. As the four of us close the door to our condo, I say, "See, Lavi's easy to get star struck, you just have to butter him up."
Lenalee giggled, "Hey, that was my advice for you when it was Kanda, remember?"
Looking to actually be thinking, Lavi states, "That sounds like he's toast and Yu would make weird toast."
Even though his first name was used, Kanda joined Lenalee and me in just staring at Lavi, and I accuse, "Lenalee! You let him drive drunk?!"
"No, I'm sober," the rabbit says, ruffling my hair. After jerking away and placing Lenalee between me and her boyfriend, I cling to Kanda and whine, "Kandy, protect me! The rabbit is scaring me!"
"Nope, Kandy's off duty. Tough luck," he replies, but doesn't shrug me off. It amazed me that he actually said that considering the looks he was receiving from the two teens beside us, and Lenalee asks, "Lavi, are you feeling okay?"
He nods, "I'm awesome. Hey, do any of you guys wonder how male octopi have the babies?"
"Trust me, I don't ask anything to do with guys having babies now a days," I grumble, glancing at my clothed stomach.
"Very true," the redhead replies. As we continue out the door, Lavi yelps, "It's cold! Who wants to race?!"
Not waiting for a reply, the idiot zips off toward the door, Lenalee and I at his heels, and followed by a grumbling samurai as I pulled him behind me. When we get to the arcade, we fast walk around giant video game systems. Life size Temple Run? Awesomeness!
"So what should we do first, Allen?" Lenalee asks, glancing around at the different attractions as she shrugs off her coat and lays it on the chair we had claimed. Considering that I hadn't really done much, I suggest, "Well, we could wait around in the play area until the huge bucket spills."
At this, the rabbit yells, "Yeah! Let's go traumatize unsuspecting children! MUAHAHA!"
Then, he runs off towards the water jungle gym, splashing around in the five inches of water and causing a few kids to scream in surprise. Sighing, I follow the hyperactive moron and his prancing girlfriend, dragging my partner behind me as he made excuses about not wanting to get his hair wet.
"Shut it," I growl, and amazingly, he does just that, save for the several cuss words that flew past his lips first, most referring to a certain idiotic rabbit. The cold water on my feet causes me to slightly shiver as we step into the shallow wonderland, and I glance around at my surroundings. It truly was relatively complex, but looked fun to me, even if I was seventeen. One side started with steps that had jets everywhere and little handles to adjust them, and it continued to the top, resident to a kid's slide that Lavi was currently going down, hooting at the top of his lungs, where a small walkway went to a rope-style net ramp that ended. On top of this, literally, the giant bucket and bell where over the whole thing, though there was also an area under the slide that Kanda seemed to be eyeing hopefully.
Suddenly, my boyfriend jumps away from me just as water nails the side of my head, going in my ear, and I shout, "Hey!"
The rabbit responsible was laughing his heart out near the jet that got me, and I yell, unfortunately, in my accent, "You daft cow!"
"What?" Kanda, Lavi, and Lenalee ask from the jet, under the slide, and the walkway, and annoyed, I repeat, "You idiot!"
The redhead continues laughing until I smile innocently, feeling the black horns sprouting from my skull, "I can assure you that tomorrow, you will wake up to demons and an everlasting darkness."
"Lenalee! Evil Allen is going to murder me!" Lavi cries as I casually walk closer to him, following him as he runs around kids up the stairs. A feminine voice replies from below us, "Sorry, but you did this to yourself. Kanda and I will be awaiting you bloody demise."
"Lenalee!" he screams as I grab both his hands, holding them behind his back and before I knew it, I was in front of our girl/boyfriends, and I ask, "Lenalee, what does Lavi fear most in the world?"
Her own horns grow as she deviously replies, "He's absolutely terrified of closets."
Freezing, Lavi blushes strawberry, "You said you'd never tell!"
"Really?" I ask, Evil Allen gone...for now. "What is so scary about closets?"
Gaping, he pulls away from me and rants, "You never know! The innocently open, dark closet, but you never check and then in the middle of the night, someone sneaks out and―"
"Grabs you!" Kanda barks as he seizes me from behind and I yelp, scared out of my mind for a moment, and for real, my heart skipped a beat.
Pulling out of his arms, I growl, "I hate you."
"Sure you do. Let's see here, have you showed them the hoodie yet?"
"No, and I'm not going to!" I squeak, sticking my tongue out at him and trying to settle the heat rising in my cheeks.
Kanda simply smirks at me, "You won't have a choice."
"Slides! Let's do guys verses girls on the slides!" Lavi randomly exclaimed, pointing at the stairs to the small tube slides. Raising an eyebrow, I say, "I resent being called a girl, and good luck getting Kanda in a tube with you."
Lenalee and I simultaneously give Kanda the best puppy dog faces we could, but he shakes his head, glaring at the rabbit who was currently sneaking up behind unsuspecting kids and scaring the crap out of them. Instead, I threaten, "I will never, ever, ever, do it with you in the bathtub again, and I'll tell Ice to pee on you in the middle of the night."
My boyfriend and best friend give me a "what are you on, and is Lavi taking it, too" look as I keep eye contact with Kanda, not giving up. Lenalee adds, "And I'll make sure Lavi doesn't find out about your fear of water."
Cursing, Kanda growls, "Fine, but just once, and if blood comes out of the slide before we do, it's not my fault."
"Exactly," I say as Lavi joins us and we make our way to the slides. "Remember, all you have to say is, 'I didn't do it and you can't prove I did'."
Lavi nods, "Right! It always works for me. That stupid turtle keeps calling me and saying he's going to press charges on me for raping his girlfriend, but I never have lost a bet with him! Hey, have you guys noticed that birds love to talk to their feeders?"
"I'm in love with a drug addict!" Lenalee wails as I pick up the tube and start carrying it, insisting I have it so Lenalee doesn't have to help. It takes less than a minute for us to be ready to race, Lenalee in front of me and Lavi in front of Kanda. As the lifeguard tells me to let go of the rim of the slide, I give Kanda and Lavi a peace out sign and say, "See ya later, slow pokes."
"Words you will regret, Moyashi," I hear before I'm in darkness save for the tiny lights glowing in the shadows as Lenalee and I scream with excitement.
We come out of the end bumpy, bouncing slightly and beating the boys by a half second. My bestie and I jeer in unison at them as we put up the tubes, "Girls rule, boys drool."
"Idiot, you're a guy, too," Kanda reminds me, rolling his eyes. Sticking my tongue out, I reply, "So? I could pull off being a girl!"
Lenalee adds, "He has before, and he was a sexy beast, too."
"Thanks, Bubbles," I say, bopping her hip.
She grins and returns the gesture, "You're welcome, Twinkle."
We laugh at the two very confused guys at our nicknames for each other, and we say, "Come on. Let's do a big slide!"
"Does anyone else see Devit and Jasdero?" Kanda asks, not really addressing anyone specifically, but Lavi nods and hides behind the samurai, "Yeah, and it's sceery!"
Kanda growls, "Get off me!"