MONEY GANG 🐉✨:
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum
KOOKACHU:
areum
KOOKACHU:
it's been ten minutes
KOOKACHU:
where are you
YOU:
she was just here a second ago wtf
HOEBI:
we're gonna be late can y'all just hurry up and get in me mums car
HOEBI:
vroom vroom
HOEBI:
get out me car
HOEBI:
awww
KOOKACHU:
knowing areum she's probably on the toilet
YOU:
OHHH RIGHT
YOU:
i forgot i gave her the rest of my milkshake!!!!!
HOEBI:
you idiot you gave the lactose intolerant girl a milkshake????
YOU:
whoopsy daisy
HOEBI:
why didn't you stop him jungkook??????
KOOKACHU:
it's always funny to watch her get the runs lmao
KOOKACHU:
so i was like "fuck it" and i let it happen
KOOKACHU:
also it isn't like she would have listened to me anyway she wanted her milkshake so she was gonna got her milkshake don't blame me
YOU:
lmao she's gonna shit her way to dubai
AREUM:
yea lmao i probably will
YOU:
it was worth it tho right?
AREUM:
u already know!!!
YOU:
ayyyy *pointing squad pose*
AREUM:
AYYY *squatting squad point pose*
HOEBI:
areum wipe your ass and come on we're gonna get bad seats !!!
CHAEJIN:
you guys didn't leave yet??
CHAEJIN:
omfg my game is about to start and i don't know how much longer coach is gonna let me stay in the bleacher and hold your seats
CHAEJIN:
hurty up or i'll kill you all
KOOKACHU:
lol. "hurty".
CHAEJIN:
you're going first jeon jungkok
KOOKACHU:
OH NO AREUM WE GOTTA GO
KOOKACHU:
CHAEJIN GOT AN ACRYLIC STILETTO MANICURE A FEW DAYS AGO
KOOKACHU:
SHE GONNA CLAW MY EYES OUT
YOU:
how do you know what kind of manicure she got if she didn't tell you
KOOKACHU:
because sae ra told me about manicures on the phone a few days ago idk
HOEBI:
aw that's cute
YOU:
yo areum how come you never teach me stuff like that
AREUM:
because i'm too busy trying not to rip a new hole in my ass tf
YOU:
that shouldn't stop you from telling me random girly shit like that
AREUM:
but i'm not into manicures
YOU:
okay so tell me about makeup are you into makeup?
AREUM:
oOOH YES
AREUM:
THERES THIS MAC EYESHADOW PALETTE I REALLY WANT AND ITS CALLED VELUXE PEARLFUSION COPPERLUXE
AREUM:
do you wanna know why it's called pearlfusion?
YOU:
OH SHIT TRUU GIRL TELL ME WHY !!!
AREUM:
becAUSE INSTEAD OF A MATTE FINISH
AREUM:
it leaves your eyes looking shimmery and pearly!!!
AREUM:
which reminds me i'm also running out of my guo pei lipstick set and lipliners lol rip please someone pay homage at my shrine with lipsticks and water bottles
HOEBI:
are y'all really talking about overpriced cosmetics rn wE GOTTA GO
YOU:
so like what's the difference between lip liners and lipstick
YOU:
don't they do the same thing
HOEBI:
YOU MOTHA FUCKAS
AREUM:
lipliners help keep the color in better so i usually only use liners on my lips
YOU:
so liners last longer than lipstick?
AREUM:
you learn so fast little mantis
AREUM:
too bad you can't learn physics this fast
YOU:
lmao i hate you
AREUM:
sure you do
HOEBI:
COME. ON.
YOU:
listen ma'am i don't appreciate being rushed
HOEBI:
i wouldn't have to rush you if you just hurried up
YOU:
fine if you wanna go so bad go
YOU:
take jungkook and you guys can drive to the game ahead of us to get the seats, i'll walk with areum to the field whenever she's finished
AREUM:
if i finish
YOU:
oh boy
CHAEJIN:
alright guys i'm heading onto the field for warmups so it's up to you to find your own seats now
CHAEJIN:
please be here or i'll be very sad
HOEBI:
aw look now you guys are making chae sad
HOEBI:
SO COME ON ASSHOLES
KOOKACHU:
wait hoebi you can just go without me too
HOEBI:
OH HOW FUCKING STELLAR
YOU:
why you wanna stay for??
KOOKACHU:
bc areum's wifi is banging af right now
KOOKACHU:
can't sacrifice that
YOU:
.... but you can't leave him all alone by himself
KOOKACHU:
i know but i wanna finish this episode of keeping up with the kardashians kim just lost her diamond earring in the ocean this is the first ep of the bora bora special
YOU:
and?
KOOKACHU:
and the E! app only works with wifi
YOU:
use ur data then
KOOKACHU:
watch ur fucking mouth
YOU:
jungkook just go before hoseok has an aneurysm
HOEBI:
i'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm
KOOKACHU:
fuk yo ravioli bitch, uh
YOU:
jungkook
KOOKACHU:
i only have 15 mins left please
KOOKACHU:
YOU:
jeon jungkook
KOOKACHU:
yes
YOU:
go with fucking hoseok
YOU:
or you're waking up with your balls so far inside your body that you're going to be pulling hobes out of your mouth for a week
KOOKACHU:
wow the hostility
KOOKACHU:
i didn't even do anything
KOOKACHU:
yet i am the victim of such harsh words
KOOKACHU:
i, me, jeon jungkook,
YOU:
fuck your feelings
KOOKACHU:
in english, jungkook jeon
YOU:
i hate you
KOOKACHU:
and in spanish, jeón jungkooké
KOOKACHU:
when conjugated in the preterite tense "yo" form
YOU:
shut the fuck up
KOOKACHU:
wait when you say i'm gonna be pulling hobes out my mouth do you mean my pubes or do you mean hoseok because i think it'd be v painful to pull him out of my small mouf
YOU:
LEAVE BITCH
KOOKACHU:
like u know that my mouf do some wild things but not that wild lmao
YOU:
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE GO BYE
KOOKACHU:
what dat mouf do
YOU:
JUST FUCKING LEAVE I DONT WA NT YOU HERE
KOOKACHU:
lol my dad said the same thing to me yesterday this is like deja vu haha
YOU:
WHY R U STILL ON THE COUCH
YOU:
GOOOOOO
KOOKACHU:
what have i ever done to you hyung
YOU:
do you understand what it means to cockblock
YOU:
or do i have to demonstrate myself with you and sae ra
KOOKACHU:
whoops no thank you say no more !!!
KOOKACHU:
the bell rang i'm out!!!!
MONEY GANG 🐉✨:
hoebi, kookcachu, chaejin, areum
KOOKACHU:
hoeBI I CHANGE MY MIND IM COMING WITH YOU
HOEBI:
what made you change your mind
KOOKACHU:
NO QUESTIONS JUST STEP ON IT