yoongz: hey where are you?
kai: hell
yoongz: seriously
kai: this is place is called hell
yoongz: ah don't get all emo on me
kai: whY DO YOU THINK IM KIDDING IM LITERALLY AT A RESTAURANT CALLED HELL OHMGYLDO
yoongz: o
kai: lmaoo
yoongz: where exactly? ive never heard of it
kai: im out of the city so i don't really know
yoongz: wtf why??? why'd u leave anyway???
kai: cos u punched me in the neck
yoongz: o
yoongz: i mean u literally sighed, flipped me off, and then just moonwalked out of there
kai: yee but why did you punch me??
yoongz:
kai: tellelllellelellelelLlbwkak me
yoongz: ok it was an accident
kai: mm sure
yoongz: seriously why do u think im lying
kai: lol i don't think you like me very much
yoongz: lol
yoongz: no
kai: you sure? you don't have to lie
yoongz: if you think it's because im whiter than u, don't think that
kai:
yoongz: lmao ok sorry
kai: we get it
kai: IM DARK
yoongz: it's ok
kai: im not apologizing about it??????
yoongz: sorry
kai: ok
yoongz: so like what else are you??? lol
kai: adding lol to the end of your stupid question doesn't make it any less stupid
yoongz: damn ok
kai: but my dad is half dominican and portuguese and his parents are brazillian
yoongz: dang
yoongz: i was wondering why you had such a huge ass
yoongz: fUCK I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT
kai: the level of disgust i am feeling is unbelievable
yoongz: IM SORRY OHMYGDOFOODIDHWHHS
kai: whatever
yoongz: IM SO SORRY AHHHH
kai: it's ok i guess
kai: it just makes me uncomfortable
yoongz: dang flabbet
kai:
yoongz: let suho live
kai: let me live
yoongz: no
yoongz: anyway what u eating??
kai: chicken (literal)
yoongz: what
kai: chicken feet and steamed veggies
yoongz: cool
kai: thenks
yoongz: thenks
kai: thenks
yoongz: yer welcum
kai:
yoongz: shut up
kai: anyway, im going back to the hotel
yoongz: is it a hotel or motel?
kai: i don't even know honestly
kai: it's not like i can read korean
yoongz: oh you can't?
kai: yeah
yoongz: and you also can't copy and paste, right?
kai: yeah, you meanie
yoongz: 나는 당신에 대해 모든 것을 알고 싶어 하고 난 당신이 내가 본 가장 아름다운 사람 이라고 생각
kai: you're so mean
yoongz: what?
kai: that's probably so many bad words and ughh and i won't be able to see it
yoongz: mm
kai: you fucking koala
yoongz: leave me be
kai: youre such a jerk
yoongz: i know
kai: you're my jerk
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yoongz: im sorry...about me
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