MONEY GANG 🇰🇷🐉✨:
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum
YOU:
AREUM
YOU:
AREUM TAKE MY HAND
YOU:
DONT LET GO
YOU:
NEVER LET GO
KOOKACHU:
she's only moving across the classroom pendejo
YOU:
ughhhh why did kang have to move her like take chaejin instead
CHAEJIN:
i am being scrutinized for the color of my skin this is highkey rACIST!!!
YOU:
i feel like i've lost a part of me lmao
AREUM:
okay maybe not all that
AREUM:
but i do miss the back left corner
AREUM:
the right side of the room is v quiet like ???
HOEBI:
areum why did kang have to move you
HOEBI:
you're the only one in this damn group i can tolerate
AREUM:
awww thanks hoesock that means a lot
HOEBI:
nope nvm i hate you just for that
YOU:
her old seat is so empty now
YOU:
remember when areum still sat in front of chae
YOU:
lms if ur a tru 90's kid
KOOKACHU:
*likes*
HOEBI:
listen you're like two so you don't get to like shit lmao
KOOKACHU:
one year younger i aM ONE YEAR YOUNGER
CHAEJIN:
ok lmao
YOU:
so do you want ur juice box now or later or...?
KOOKACHU:
lmao fuk u
YOU:
doNT DO THAT
AREUM:
what he do 👀
CHAEJIN:
stepped on taehyung's jordans
AREUM:
i can't see anything from this side of the roomuggHHHHH
AREUM:
+ im like having separation anxiety from you guys
AREUM:
kk maybe not separation anxiety but i am so lonelone
YOU:
AWWWW SHE MISSES US
AREUM:
DONT KNOW WHY THATS SURPRISING WHEN IM BAD AT MAKING FRIENDS AND I TELL YOU ALL THE TIME HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT YOU TAEHYUNG
YOU:
i'm
YOU:
wait when do you ever say you care about me
AREUM:
there's different ways to say "i care" yanno
AREUM:
"put your seatbelt on"
"how was your day"
"shut the fuck up i hate you all"
"you can have the rest"
AREUM:
stuff like that
YOU:
oh wow i never thought about it like that
AREUM:
so don't think i don't care about any of you
AREUM:
u guys are the most ain't shit people i've ever met but u are my disciples
AREUM:
my main hoes
YOU:
awwww ur my main hoe too
YOU:
ur my trap queen
AREUM:
will you let me hit the bando?
YOU:
ofc
CHAEJIN:
!!!!!!
CHAEJIN:
please just date please !!!!
AREUM:
bitch whëRE LMAO I WAS JOKIN CHILL
AREUM:
i already told you i don't get tied down, especially not to fuckboys @taehyung
YOU:
but i am not a fuckboy
AREUM:
sure you aren't
YOU:
i'll drop all my hoes for you lmao
AREUM:
hmmmmm no thanks
AREUM:
maybe i'd date seungcheol tho
KOOKACHU:
who tf is seungcheol
KOOKACHU:
does he even go to this school?
AREUM:
nope
CHAEJIN:
areum i hate you a lot rn 😭😐
KOOKACHU:
taehyung where is it
YOU:
???
KOOKACHU:
your swift comebacks
KOOKACHU:
where dey at doe
KOOKACHU:
you aren't just gonna let her win are u?
YOU:
idk maybe i'll just take the L today
HOEBI:
oh shit don't tell me you're giving up on taereum
YOU:
idk
YOU:
what do you want me to say like she's not my girlfriend, never was
YOU:
and she clearly has someone else in mind so whatever i guess lol
YOU:
i'll fall back then and go back to my fuckboying, because apparently that's what i do best
AREUM:
u sound a little salty there buddy
AREUM:
too bad idgaf !! stop being such a pissbaby, get over it and accept who u are lmfaoo
YOU:
i'm not being a pissbaby i'm just tired of you labeling me as something that i'm not
AREUM:
but you are a fuckboy
YOU:
areum stfu
AREUM:
you probably have a girlfriend or six for all we know
YOU:
k
AREUM:
if you can even call them "girlfriends" since i know your type don't like to claim anyone
YOU:
it's not even like that
AREUM:
oh, so you do have one?
AREUM:
lol i knew it
YOU:
why do you care, even if i did? like you're so wishy washy just shut up. if you really aren't into me like you say you are, then me being a fuckboy shouldn't bother you tf. and while we're on the topic of you jumping to conclusions, let it be known that it gets me tight every time you say that about me.
YOU:
i admit i'm not the best at having a steady relationship
YOU:
and sure i've gone through three girlfriends in the last two years
YOU:
but don't say any dumb shit about me that implies that i'm a cheating asshole who thinks with his dick instead of his brain,,, because you literally have no clue about all of the shit you claim to be an expert on
YOU:
so don't come to me with that "i knew it" bullshit
YOU:
because you don't know
AREUM:
fine i won't
CHAEJIN:
this isn't happening right now like this can't be happening it is not happening i refuse i refuse i refuse i refuse i refuse
HOEBI:
will taehyung make a comeback? will areum stop playin and send him nudes?? is jungkook finally gonna attend class???
HOEBI:
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z KAI
YOU:
shut the fuck up
HOEBI:
okay
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this chapter took a turn left and trust me it was not planned i'm just as surprised as you guys this time