"Girl if you don't get tf from me, Ik you thought we had something special but you don't mean nothing to me .. Girl I'm sorry you not the one for me". ~ Bryson Tiller
It's been a week since Me & ya boa went out & shits actually been G. Truth be told we ain't even try to kiss yet or nothing..ion even want to yet.
I meannnn I'm not Gon front , but I do want tooooo, but I ain't making moves First so I'll wait.
So far only Rude , Mia , Jada , & Destiny know about our Lil relation. Herb said we could pop out with the news but ion wanna have Mf's mad about this News.
Herbert Got his Lil Fans and shit..
But let's not forget his Ex shorty, 'ont like her & when she find out I know it's gone be something Brazy.
I was over Herbs Watching Brotherly Love on Netflix. I was Laying in his bed with My legs on his.
"You real Comfortable" he said.
"As I should be" I said.
"They gone be real Life tweakin when we tell'em what's up" He said.
"Its whatever as long as they know" I said laughing.
Herb's Lil sister Jhaniya's Dog busted in The room.
"Jhaniya come getcha damn dog" he Hollered.
"Don't holler at her" I said smacking him on the Head.
"Herb stop showing off, My dog ain't doing nothing to you" she said picking the dog up.
"MF got me itchin skud" he said.
"You ain't allergic so shut up" she said.
"Ion gotta be allergic the dog is jus Ugly & annoying" he said.
"Just like you" she said & I laughed.
"You think shits funny" he asked me.
"Yeah, she is right though"I said.
"I'll throw that stankin ass dog on you" he said.
"No tf you won't SKUD" I said & Jhaniya laughed.
He took the dog outta Jhaniya's hands & tried to Throw it on me.
"Herb stopppppp she was only right about the second part..you ain't ugly" I screamed.
"Randy put my dog down" Jhaniya screamed.
He threw the dog on the floor & She started beating his ass.
"Yo chill G, fa I throw you on the floor" he said laughing while gripping her wrist.
"Get off me with yo crusty weed hands" she said & we both started laughing.
"Get out" he said pushing out the room & slamming the door.
"Stoppp Randy" I said getting up off the bed and opening the door
"Shut up Raisha" he said.
"Nooo you stop fucker" I said.
"You can get out too" he said.
"I will you bastard, I'm Taking Jhaniya to the store with me" I said.
"Take her ugly self, be careful" he said kissing me on the cheek then punching my back.
"Your really a weirdo" I said hitting him.
"You wit me though" he said.
"Luckily" I said.
"You gone get me some blunts" he asked.
"Naw you don't need to smoke to smoke today, be drug free today"I said.
"I'm addicted" he said.
"Sucks for you because I'm not buying none" I told him.
"You's a big Goofy" he said smiling.
"But you love my Goof ass" I said.
"Yeah yeah yeah" he said.
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"Whatchu getting" I asked Jhaniya.
"Some Takis" she said
"you funny" I said.
"I haven't eaten these inna while" she said.
"I bet, I wanna get-"
"We meet again" Teauzja said laughing.
"You bogus asl keep it moving, ain't nobody worried bout you" I told her.
"I ain't say allat when you was worried bout Herb" she said.
"You was saying a whole Lotta shit so go head" I said waving her off.
"You getting Real tough by ya self , herb ain't here to be ya body guard" she said.
"Teauzja you be way toooo irra on the daily, exactly why I really wasn't feeling you" Jhaniya said.
"You a Lil shorty, stay in a kids place" Teauzja said.
"Herb was ya body guard Goofy...but this ain't a movie this shits real life" I said.
"I wasn't a Lil "Shorty" when you was begging to get close to DA kid back then" Jhaniya said.
"I was only being nice cause you was Herb's little sister & all.. " Teauzja said.
"Why you tryna start shit G , just move around" I said tying to move past her.
"I know you & Herb got more going on than this 10 yr shit" she said.
"And if we do...that's none of your business" I asked.
"It's definitely not nobody's fault that he didn't want your crazy self no more" Jhaniya said.
"Definitely ain't" I said.
"But it definitely wasn't my fault when he traded me out for something so basic" she said.
"Basic..BASIC..Bitch you Brazy , only MF around here basic is you, prolly why I got your nigga now" I said laughing.
"Bitch you'll be a Lil over below-basic if I swing & don't miss" she said.
"Your mad asf Herb chose me ova you, Damn Bitch Go find something new" I said.
"It's way to Lit Aisha let's go... She's just angry and overly upset" Jhaniya said.
"You right..this ain't even What I'm into" I said beginning to walk away.
"Like i said we face to face now, ain't nobody between us" she said.
"Don't you got somewhere to be, Lou Mitchell's is waiting for you" Jhaniya said.
"You really tryna fight in this Weak ass corner store, you must have no life" I said
"Wasn't nobody looking forward to this stuff today" Jhaniya said.
"I made a promise to myself that the next time we made eye contact I was gone handle my shit" she said.
"You standing here looking goofy, hurry up & handle ya shit" I said.
"I can't break this up Lord" Jhaniya mumbled.
Teauzja swung then missed, I grabbed her by her Jacket hoodie and swung her on the floor. I slipped then fell & she got on top of me.
We started going up & up, until got in control & started fucking her up.
Mf's started breaking the fight up & after everything was all said & done , I handled my shit well.
The owner Threatened to call the police but we left before they could even pull up on us or anything crazy.
Usually there would be at least a couple MF'S recording the whole fight but ain't none of that happen thank God.
I was embarrassed, my ass don't never fight, She took it there & tried to really swing on me.
We got back to Herbert's house & thought
"Y'all out here fighting & shit" he asked laughing.
"Ain't shit funny Herbert" I said.
"It was LITISHAA" Jhaniya said & they started laughing.
"Who got the video" he asked.
"Nobody Hopefully" I said.
"They was going up & up until Aisha started beating her up" Jhaniya said.
"It was up, up, down, and down" he asked.
"Basically" she said.
"This shit unbelievable ofn" he said.
"It ain't unbelievable , it was bound to happen someday or some way" I said.
"She's crazy Herb, what made you fuck around with her" I asked.
"Ion know but imma end all this shit" he said.
He pulled out his phone & Dial somebody's number.
PHONE CALL|•
Herb: you crazy ash G for fighting my girl in front of my Lil sister
Unknown: she ya girl now, You's a lame ass nigga
Herb: SKUD shut yo weak ass up, tryna fight mf's & shit
Teauzja: You's a fucking fool..you really played me Herb
Herb: you played ya Self by tryna make a nigga pick & choose
Teauzja: idgaf no more jus Fuck it
Herb: if yo ass ain't give AF , you wouldn't be out here fighting My girl
Teauzja: stop tryna throw that "my girl" shit in the picture because yo ass ain't changing shit
Herb: I knowwwww you thought we had somethinggg *He sings*
Teauzja: fuck you Herb
Herb: Sorryyy you not the one for me
Herb: And if you fuck with my Girl again , I'll make sure she fuck yo ass up with no repercussions...
for all the Bibby lovers 💕 what's Bibby's Snapchat? Lol I heard it be Lit Like Herbs 😎