GROUP:
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum
KOOKACHU:
i need help with kang's homework yo
KOOKACHU:
and wtf is this
KOOKACHU changed the group name to:
FLY GUYS ONLY
KOOKACHU:
ahh, thats better
YOU:
if the chat name is fly guys only then i'm going to have to ask you to leave young man
HOEBI:
#yikes
AREUM:
can you guys stop texting in this chat the test is over let's all go back to ignoring each other pls
YOU:
nah
YOU:
because we're ohana now
YOU:
and ohana means no turning back now mada facka
YOU:
then again, me and you could always be more than just fam @areum
AREUM:
idkk that kinda sounds like incest to me @taehyung
HOEBI:
damn tae you just take curve after curve
HOEBI:
like y=sin(x)
KOOKACHU:
u fuckin nerd was that a math joke
HOEBI:
does taehyung take more than twelve L's from areum per day?
KOOKACHU:
damn tae he got u twice
KOOKACHU:
like ooh ahh ooh ahh
YOU:
its all good
YOU:
all these L's will turn into W's one day, believe it
AREUM:
keep dreaming naruto
KOOKACHU:
anyway i called our little dysfunctional family back together for a lil reunion because i need help with the physics homework and i know at least one of you fuckers has done it already
AREUM:
we had homework?
HOEBI:
fuck i forgot about that
KOOKACHU:
where would i be without you all
AREUM:
probably in detention from the amount of classes and homeworks you skip
KOOKACHU:
why did you have to put me on blast though
AREUM:
sorry kid i only spit two things
AREUM:
1. supa hot fire
AREUM:
and 2. straight fax
AREUM:
dassit
YOU:
i can't help but notice jizz isn't on that list areum what's good 👅👀😏
AREUM:
probably not your stroke game
KOOKACHU:
jEEZUS CHRYS
YOU:
uncaLLED fOR
HOEBI:
to be fair if i was areum i would curve you too da fuque
HOEBI:
you're like a new hybrid breed of fuckboy it's unbelievable
YOU:
me? a fuckboy??? never!!!
KOOKACHU:
guys i'm really struggling with this homework though,, i can't afford another 0 on my homework grade i already have a 67.4 in that class please help me areum
AREUM:
okay number one
AREUM:
lmao what is geosynchronous orbit
AREUM:
orbit gum has a new flavor?
YOU:
bitch i thought that was a dinosaur tf
KOOKACHU:
you dipshit we're in physics why would we be learning about the nonexistent geosynchronous rex
YOU:
first of all it would be called the geosynchronousaurus so go fuck yourself
AREUM:
hoseok please redeem us
HOEBI:
i haven't had a coffee in 48 hrs i can't focus what are these words what do they mean wHEN THEY NOD THEIR HEAD YES
YOU:
i'm sure if we all cum together we can figure this bullshit out
YOU:
*come, ffs
AREUM:
lmao autocorrect or na
YOU:
yeah lmfaooo you know i stay on pornhub
AREUM:
*squad point pose* AYYY
YOU:
*squatting squad point pose* AYYYYY
AREUM:
yeah but i prefer redtube actually
YOU:
really? redtube's camera quality sucks tho
AREUM:
idk the cinematics and the aesthetic is just higher quality to me also the pornstars are just more experienced and they seem like vip to me
AREUM:
even tho i refuse to pay the price for premium membership fuck outta here boi!!!!
YOU:
finally someone who understands
HOEBI:
why are y'all discussing porn cinematography in our prayer group
AREUM:
its a craft that's why
AREUM:
the art of busting this pu$$y open
HOEBI:
i'll be taking the check i have to leave right now immediately
YOU:
what's a girl like you doing on redtube anyway?
AREUM:
masturbating tf
KOOKACHU:
omfg stop beFORE YOU GIVE HIM A BONER
YOU:
if you're reading this its too late
HOEBI:
anyway how are we gonna do this physics homework
KOOKACHU:
can't we just do it over text?
AREUM:
nah fam remember last time we tried to share answers over text?
YOU:
she's right
AREUM:
i think we should do a videochat guys
HOEBI:
i think we should do a video chat then
AREUM:
why r u trying to steal my idea tho horseok
HOEBI:
stfu you creature
AREUM:
i mean i think its really cute when my fans copy me and all but
AREUM:
this is a bit much now don't you think? copying what i say? come on now hobes
HOEBI:
bitch we typed it at the same time yours just happened to send first
AREUM:
you mean you typed it at the same time as me
AREUM:
first we were wearing the same exact outfit in school today, now this?
YOU:
you mean the uniform?
AREUM:
the same exact outfit smh
AREUM:
you need to re lacks horsecock i'm only joking
AREUM changed the group name to AREUM & THE DISCIPLES.
HOEBI:
areum you're mad fuckin annoying
AREUM:
there's no need to be shy about this horseling
AREUM:
trap goddess areum loves all her disciples no matter what
KOOKACHU:
"trap goddess areum" yUCK I'M RETCHING
YOU:
shut up i lOVE HER
AREUM:
thanks
AREUM:
not that i love you back or anything
AREUM:
i just really appreciate you boosting my ego