"OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. " --The Goonies (Movie, 1985
Annelle: I think we should pray.
Sammy: I'd rather eat dirt! » Annelle: Miss Truvy, I promise that my personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair. » Annelle: That is one ugly dog. What kind of dog is that?
Clairee: If it had hair, it'd be a Saint Bernard. » Annelle: We are in the house of the Lord!
Clairee Belcher: A lot she cares. Ousier's never done a religious thing in her life.
Ouiser Boudreaux: Now that is not true. When I was in school, a bunch of my friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar-hoppin'. » Annelle: We'll talk about uncomfortable when you're nine months pregnant! » Clairee Belcher: All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve. » Clairee Belcher: I love ya more than my luggage. » Clairee Belcher: Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket. » Clairee Belcher: Ouiser could never stay mad at me; she worships the quicksand I walk on. » Clairee Belcher: Ouiser, I'd recognize this penmanship anywhere. You have the handwritin' of a serial killer. » Clairee Belcher: That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. » Clairee Belcher: The older you get, the sillier you get.
Ouiser Boudreaux: Yeah, well the older you get, the uglier you get. » Clairee Belcher: The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize. » Clairee Belcher: They were both high. They'd been smokin' everything but their shoes. » Clairee Belcher: Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me! » Clairee Belcher: You know, you would be a much more contented, pleasant person if you would find ways to occupy your time.
Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm pleasant. Damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton at the Piggly Wiggly this morning, and I smiled at the son of a bitch 'fore I could help myself. » Clairee: And I can also report that a mysterious car is parked in her driveway at least once a week...
Ouiser Boudreaux: There. My secrets out. I'm having an affair with a Mercedes Benz! » Clairee: I've just been to the dedication of the new children's park.
Truvy: Yeah, how did that go?
Clairee: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.
Truvy: Was she hurt?
Clairee: I doubt it. She got hit in the head. » Clairee: Ouiser, you sound almost chipper what happened today you run over a small child or something? » Drum: Ouiser, can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?
Drum: Aww, thanks Ouiser. Nothin' like a good piece of ass. » M'Lynn: Oh Ouiser, Drum would NEVER point a loaded gun at a lady!
Ouiser Boudreaux: Oh! He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it! » M'Lynn: Shelby, the boys bought the car around.
Shelby: What did they do to it?
M'Lynn: Well, let me put it this way... If you and Jackson want to practice safe sex, you're all set! » M'Lynn: That sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto-Bismol. » Ouiser Boudreaux: A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. » Ouiser Boudreaux: Annelle, take your Bible and shove it where the sun doesn't shine. » Ouiser Boudreaux: Clairee, this is just a gesture. We're not feedin' Drum until the end of time.
Clairee Belcher: Drum loves pork and beans. Eats 'em with everything.
Ouiser Boudreaux: Well, that explains a lot. » Ouiser Boudreaux: Drum, eat shit and die. » Ouiser Boudreaux: I am just about at the end of my rope with you.
Drum: Well, then why don't you tie a noose and slip it 'round your head? » Ouiser Boudreaux: I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries. » Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm not as sweet as I used to be. » Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm not crazy, I've just been a very bad mood for the last 40 years! » Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm not crazy, M'Lynn, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years! » Ouiser Boudreaux: My God, you look different. Have you shrunk? » Ouiser Boudreaux: The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God. » Ouiser Boudreaux: This is it, I've found it, I'm in hell. » Ouiser Boudreaux: Yes, Annelle, I pray! Well, I do! There, I said it, I hope you're satisfied.
Annelle: I suspected this all along!
Ouiser Boudreaux: Oh! Well don't you expect me to come to one of your churches or one of those tent-revivals with all those Bible-beaters doin' God-only-knows-what! They'd probably make me eat a live chicken!
Annelle: Not on your first visit!
Clairee Belcher: Very good, Annelle! You've spoken like a true smart-ass! » Ouiser Boudreaux: You are a pig from hell. » Ouiser Boudreaux: You are evil, and you must be destroyed.
Clairee Belcher: Mother Nature's taking care of that faster than you could. » Ouiser Boudreaux: You are too twisted for color TV! » Sammy: Oh, Annelle, for Christ's sake!
Annelle: Who?
Sammy: Christ.
Annelle: Who did you say?
Sammy: Christ, Christ, Christ!
Annelle: Is that our Lord whose name you're taking in vain?
Sammy: That's the one. » Shelby: I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special. » Shelby: Pink is my signature color. » Shelby: Truvy, you know what you need in here? You need a radio, takes the pressure off of everyone feeling they have to talk so much.
Truvy: I had one once, but I threw it up against the wall when I couldn't figure out where the batteries went. I know now I was suffering from pre-menstrual syndrome. » Shelby: Well, we went skinny dipping and we did things that frightened the fish. » Truvy: I don't like her. I don't think it's natural for a woman to do her own hair. » Truvy: I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence. » Truvy: I kind of like hiring somebody with a past.
Clairee: She can't be more than eighteen. She hasn't had time to have a past.
Truvy: Oh get with it, Clairee. This is the eighties. If you can achieve puberty, you can achieve a past. » Truvy: I'm just screamin' at my husband; I can do that any time! » Truvy: In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight. » Truvy: Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion. » Truvy: Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say is all her tattoos are spelled correctly. » Truvy: Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up! » Truvy: Oh, Sammy's so confused he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. » Truvy: Smile! It increases your face value. » Truvy: There is no such thing as natural beauty. » Truvy: There's so much static electricity in this room, I pick up everything but boys and money. » Truvy: Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marchin' across your face. » Truvy: Well, these thighs haven't gone out of the house without lycra on them sice I was 14.
Clairee: You were brought up right. » Truvy: When it comes to pain and suffering, she's right up there with Elizabeth Taylor. » Truvy: You are playin' hard to get!
Clairee Belcher:At her age, she should be playin' beat the clock. »
OIUSER: Men are the worst possible creatures honey the will ruin your lif you mark my words
Nobody destroys Kakarott while I’m around, destiny has reserved that luxury for me."
Heh, I love that quote! It’s when 19# is beating the hell out of Goku (he’s having a heart attack at the time).
"Humans you’re pathetic! I know toddlers who could fight better"
During the Freeza saga when Krillin can’t make himself attack Vegeta, the attack being a vital factor that would help make Vegeta supposedly turn into a Super Saiyan (but we all know what happens right? 0.o)
"My heart is calm and pure …pure EVIL!"
^^ One of Vegeta’s most coolest lines, and I can’t argue with it either…
"Kakarott! I’m going to kill you, your son and that bald guy!"
Oooer…I don’t want to be on the receiving end of those kinda threats o.O. Nice quote for Veggie though ^^.
"Now tell me, does a machine like you ever experience fear?"
Good question! ^^ This is Vegeta taunting his opponents before fighting them, this particular person being android 19#.
"Never send a boy to do a mans job."
A nice dig at Trunks when he failed to destroy both androids 17# and 18#.
"I’m getting a little tired of your yapping Zarbon, so either put up or shut up."
Nice one Veggie, you tell that green pansy ^^
"You ever had 4 black eyes?"
Mwahaha!! He says this to Guldo, when I first heard this it made me laugh so hard! (I almost choked on what I was drinking!)
"Aww what’s the matter? You’re the one who started this game. Now you’re losing and you don’t want to play any more."
Heh, another one of my faves ^^.
Vegeta: "Come here kid, you gotta help…if you know what’s good for you, you understand?"
Dende: But "…I can’t help you…"
Vegeta: "What are you saying? I’ve seen you heal other people before."
Dende: "I can only heal those who have a good heart, you, your heart is black from those you have hurt."
Vegeta: "Why you little!! …Unless you heal me you brat Freeza’s gonna wipe us all out!!"
Dende: "…I’m sorry…I can’t!"
Vegeta: "Hey…I don’t have time for your stupid moral dilemma kid."
Dende: "Alright , I’ll try…I’m sorry, I can’t do it!" *flies off*
Vegeta: "You’ll pay for this! *falls down* Game over..."
Uh sorry! There was no way I could shorten this, this conversation between Vegeta and Dende was funny! ^^
"Being a good fiend is like being a photographer…you have to search for the right moment!"
I gotta admit what Veggie did was kinda cruel…he said this after stepping on Goku’s hand when he was reaching out to Gohan during their duel on Earth. Both father and son were having a touching moment, when Vegeta appeared out of nowhere to ruin it. I guess he searched for the right moment…heh ^^.
"Pity there’s never a camera around when you need one…"
He said this after blowing up the planet Arlia, y’know that place with the bugs (and don’t you dare say that the name of that planet sounds anything like my name!)
"Now, if only there was a junk yard nearby so we could give him a proper burial, heh heh."
He says this after destroying android 19#, see Vegeta’s compassionate really! He was thinking of giving 19# a funeral, aww! ^^
"Well I guess now that my power has increased, it’s time to let my fists do the talking!"
Ever so confident Vegeta here, *whispers* he thinks he’s a Super Saiyan and is about to take on Freeza (he’s a dead guy…v_v)
"Pick up your trash little man."
Little….LITTLE?! Who’s he calling little?! Heh, well that’s just like Vegeta ^^.
"Well, well what do we have here? A most pathetic excuse for a bucket of bolts."
Jeez he doesn’t get enough of taunting the machines does he? ^^
Vegeta: "Well, what are you waiting for baldy? Tear a strip outta me, cause if you don’t we’re doomed."
Krillin: "But…I could hurt you …if I beat you up too much-"
Vegeta: "Fat chance you loser, lets get this show on the road, got it? Now according to my plan once that happy healer down there sees I’m nearly toast, he has no choice but to fix me up."
Dende’s a happy healer! Mwahaha!! ^^ Quite a fitting name I think.
"I wasn’t sure how long I could sustain the effort without breaking in two. It was as though the only thing holding my body together was my one burning desire to be better then Kakarott. Sometimes I thought I was losing my mind. Why wasn’t I able to obtain what Kakarott had obtained?! It didn’t make any sense. It was infuriating… and it was my fury that kept me alive."
*sob* A very touching moment here, Vegeta’s telling everyone what he went through, mentally and physically to achieve the Super Saiyan form. I guess now we know just what goes through Veggie’s mind to keep him going. His determination is amazing.
"I’m just getting warmed up fish face, better stick around!"
Vegeta forewarning Kewie of his almighty strength, heh of course Kewie gets killed during this battle, in a way he asked for it…it seems he underestimated the true strength of our Saiyan Prince. A fatal mistake 0.o.
"Surprise, surprise! This is our favourite part, you should see the looks on your faces."
And the dust begins to clear finally, just when you thought they were history…who’s silhouette do you see against the clouds of smoke? Yes! A common scenario in DBZ! Nappa and Vegeta make a miracle recovery and are baaack!
"Silly robot, do you really believe you have any chance against a Super Saiyan like me? Your circuits must be malfunctioning. Fresh out of the factory with no warranty and already broken. Such a pity."
Heh, again winding up android 19#, you must be wondering just why I have so many quotes from Vegeta during this fight, well he says to many cool things here to ignore!
"I’ll never give in to you circus freaks!"
Circus freaks? Well…I guess that’s one way to describe the Ginyu Force (apart from Jeice, he’s cool ^^).
"Then something happened inside of me. I didn’t care anymore. I didn’t care about being better than Kakarott. I didn’t care about being a Super Saiyan. I didn’t even care if I lived or not. I didn’t care about anything…and that’s when it happened."
Hey, he was depressed and he turned into a Super Saiyan! If only that would happen to me when I feel down or in one of those 'I don’t care anymore’ moods *sigh* v.v .
"So, that little worm is collecting the Dragon Balls also? And he thinks he stands a chance against the likes of me and Freeza? Oh well, it can’t hurt to try…or can it? Hahaha!! ^^"
Vegeta says this when he spots Krillin with a Dragon Ball on the planet Namek.
*After being healed by Dende* "I should say thanks …"*kicks Dende in the stomach* "…little punk! You’re just lucky you caught me in a good mood!!"
Good mood huh? I wonder what Dende would have really gotten if Veggie was in a stress…o.O
"Although I appreciate your spirited cheerleading, the four of you should go home where it is safe. You’re not needed here anymore and you’ll only get in my way."
He says this to Piccolo, Krillin, Tien and Gohan before he goes off to chase after Gero. As usual they let Vegeta do all the hard work, whilst they stood on the sidelines oo-ing and ahh-ing (apart from Piccolo, we all now that he’s no weakling).
That guy pointed his finger and Kakarott fell down!
Hehe, you can imagine Vegeta's shock- is it that easy to make Goku fall over?! Many thanks to Vegetto for this quote ^_^
I find it hard to believe that my cells are in your body, how could you have turned out to be so ugly... What a waste
From episode 140, I'm not too sure who he's saying this to - if you're reading this and know, drop me an email! This quote was also sent in by Vegetto.
What's wrong? I hope I am not making you uncomfortable...
*shivers* O____O
I know the odds are against me, but if there's a win I'm gonna find it!
-Goku Fu-sion! Ha!
-Goten & Trunks Are you up to the challenge?....cause I know I am
-Zarbon lets see you stop this one
-Piccolo I'm gona eat you, I'm gona eat you"
-Majin Buu See you in hell, Recoome!
-Vegeta What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a pink shirt before?
-Vegeta Ally to good! Nightmare to YOU!
-Goku Kakarot, dodge this next attack if you can! But even if I miss you, this whole planet's going up in SMOKE!!"
-Vegeta Ka..Me..Ha..Me..HAAA!!!!
-Goku Well, I'll give you this: you know how to take a punch.
-Raditz Special Beam Cannon!
-Piccolo And I don't care if you're a MILLION times stronger than me....!
-Goku I should have eaten the bean when I had the chance.
-Goku Trunks, Bulma, this one is for you.
-Vegeta Piccolo: Is it over yet?
Vegeta: Not until the fish jumps.
[Fish jumps out of water.]
Vegeta: It's over.
-Piccolo & Vegeta Prepare for battle!!!
-Frieza Let me ask you: does a machine like yourself ever experienced fear?
-Vegeta On our planet we have something called the Dragonballs.
-Piccolo I've been waiting for you to turn it up.
-Gohan FEEL MY WRATH!
-Vegeta FINAL FLASH!!!!!!
-Vegeta -muffled speech due to food- "And bring some eggrolls while you're at it!"
-Vegeta You're Going To Destroy The Whole Planet!!! FATHER!!!! YOU'VE GOT TO STOP IT!!!!!!!
-Trunks KOSOLOFS-ME-HA-ME-HA !
-Kozeta I have faced alot of saiyans in my life. I even killed the saiyan king but this one is amazing.
-Frizea I must win! I WILL NOT LET YOU BEAT ME!
-Goku EAT ME!
-Vegito in candy form The female species, what an enigma!
-Vegita HEAR ME, SAIYAN!! This time you die.
-Cell Goku: *peers at a mysterious object sliding down the tunnel* Hey look at that...w-wait...you don't think that's..
Vegeta: "Awww, how disgusting!
Goku: *face turns green and covers his mouth as if about to throw up
Vegeta: aww my god..
-Vegeta and Goku (inside Majin Buu) Tell Chichi.....that I love her...goodbye.....my son.
-Goku well well what have we here that had you all so nervous a boy with a long hair and a scarf around his neck and a beautiful young girl
-Vegeta your just a monkey you cannot beat me
-Freiza Ha ha ha ha you will all die
-cell Galick! GUN!
-vegeta your wish is granted
-shen-ron naruto hi mr hohoho sants Jeice: "Tell 'im What Time i' is Baby!!!"
Captain Ginyu (Inside Goku's Body): "Its time for you to DIE." Kaiyo Ken times TEN!!!
-Goku Vegeta: "It's OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!" Goku: "I hope my body can take it." "I am the Prince Of all Sayians once again!" Freiza:Damn Sayians!! MAJIN BUU YOU FREAK I'M NOT GOING TO HELL ALONE I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!!!!!!- Majin Vegeta Broly: KAKOROTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! Majin Buu: Me gonna eat you Wow how cute. Is he yours Yamcha?
Huh! He's not my kid.
[Trunks starts crying]
Okay! Okay! Come to think of it he does look a little bit like Vegeta.