How to be a Unicorn

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This book tells you how to be a Unicorn. So read it or you can't be a unicorn. So read it. Go on stop reading all this text when you can read about h...

Eatog

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By fuzzyunicorn123456

Eatog. Our most famous unicorn. Eatog is a beautiful, golden, shiny-furred unicorn with a rainbow mane. The long golden tail makes me faint every time. SO BUTIFILL!!
Eatog is a mean unicorn, though. He is very mean. So mean- he once- ready. Okay, get ready. I guess it doesn't make sense if I don't tell the whole story.
One day he, me, and some other unicorns from our twidledog(see the chapter after this one) went to a uuka(see the fourth chapter) store.
Now is the scary part-he colored a BLUE section of a color by number- with a TEAL marker!!!!!!!!!!!! Not a BLUE- TEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know SCARY!

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