10:15 pm
My Room.
Beeeep.
Dave: Are you Dave's girlfriend?
.....I honestly have no idea how to respond to that. Could it be his parents?
Beeeep.
Dave: Did you two kiss?
Uh...what?
Beeeep.
Dave: Did you guys do the birds and the bees?
WHAT?!
Beeeep.
Dave: jgkfdjkhbnschfghgsvcvv
Me: Dave?
Dave: jhdsbnnncyfhdjdhjkdmmmlkkfndbgcrepjcnhfdhg
After a few minutes:
Dave: Hey Carol, I'm sooooooo freakin sorry. That was my annoying little bro.
Me: Oh, ok. It's cool.
Dave: No, really, I'm terribly sorry.
Me: Don't stress it : )
Dave: K...
So what ya doin?
Me: Reading 'Up in the Air'. It's really impossible to put down ; )
Dave: Are you Sirius?
Me: Dead Sirius.
And you?..
Dave: Watching 'Fifty Shades.' Too many holes in the plot ; )
Me: Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
Dave: Well, I was going make a sodium joke, but Na...
Me: One night I was really drunk when I walked into a bra.
Dave: What was Forrest Gump's password?
Me: what?
Dave: 1forrest1!
Me: Do you trust atoms? Don't, cuz they make up everthing.
Dave: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?
Me: what...?
Dave: Wait for it...
Guardians of the Galaxy!
I had to let out a little laugh at that.
Me: Ok, it's late. Gotta go to bed.
Dave: Can I Slytherin?
Me: You perverted muggle...
Dave: You adorkable mudblood ; )
**I'm really sorry my chapters are so short; I just don't have the patience to write more. So please bear with me and votes and comments are always appreciated!!
Thx for reading! :D**