"Hello, Erza?"
"You dialled the wrong number, miss."
"Oops, sorry - I didn't mean to."
"What's your name?"
"What?"
"Sorry, you just sound really cute."
"Err, uh - how do I respond to this situation?"
"Just tell me your name."
"Lucy. Lucy Heartfilia. And yours?"
"Natsu. Tell me about your life."
"You sound like a creep."
"Do I, now?"
"Please don't talk to me again."
"Aw, but I'd miss that adorable voice of yours."
"Just stop."
"Okay, okay. Sorry. I'm just really bored. I'm actually glad that someone called - even if it's just someone who dialled a wrong number."
"So it's Natsu, isn't it?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"Dunno. I just like your name."
"How about me?"
"I barely even know you."
"You're so mean."
"I'm not - ugh. I have more important things to do."
"Then why won't you hang up?"
"I uh.. well.."
"I can sense that you still want to talk to me. Is my voice that hot?"
"I beg to differ."
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding. So, Lucy, how old are you?"
"Why do you want to know? You're such a creep."
"Hey, I don't know, maybe you're just a 12-year-old trying to call her friend for tea and accidentally called me, and then you'd tell your parents about me and call me a pedophile. I'm too innocent to be put in jail, y'know."
"Seventeen. I'm seventeen."
"Oh, cool, I'm 400 years old."
"How is that even possible?"
"It's possible because why not?"
"Ugh, you are so annoying."
"You love me."
"I do not."
"Come on, you can tell me. Don't be shy, sweetie."
"I swear to god, I will shove a cactus up your ass."
"Phew, sassy, are we? Thank god I know how to deal with women like that."
"Whatever, goodbye, Natsu."
"Hey, wait up-"
Call ended