Boys Suck (Camren) (texting f...

By Cabellotho

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Lauren Michelle Jauregui, 18 year old genius, who has already been accepted into Harvard, makes the horrible... More

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Lauren (6:37pm): Hey, do we have any English homework tonight?

Brandon (6:39pm): how the fuck am i supposed to know if you have english hw

Lauren (6:40pm): Because we're in the same English class.

Lauren (6:40pm): Wait, is this not Brandon Kyles?

Unknown Number (6:43pm): nope pretty sure i dont have a penis

Unknown Number (6:44pm): thank god tho

Unknown number (6:44pm): boys suck

Lauren (6:50pm): I'm sorry about that. I typed in an eight when it says three on the paper! My bad!!

Unknown Number (6:52pm): it's all gucci

Unknown Number (6:52pm): so this brandon guy, were you tryin to get a lil sexting action;)

Lauren (6:54pm): Uhm no. As you can clearly see, I was texting him about tonight's English homework assignment, which I now know is nonexistent.

Unknown Number (6:54pm): texted the right number this time?

Lauren (6:57pm): Yes, and I got the original answer I was looking for. Not some sassy remark.

Unknown Number (6:58pm): I'm Cuban, I have to be sassy it's in my blood woman!

Lauren (7:01pm): And how do you obtain the knowledge that I'm a woman?

Lauren (7:01pm): You're Cuban? Same!

Unknown Number (7:03pm): well ur talkin with fucking perfect grammar so that's a big giveaway, like seriously "obtain the knowledge" wtf, but tbh I know no guys who text like that. plus you text with a lot of exclamation points so it shows ur one of those girls

Unknown Number (7:03pm): and oooh ur Cuban too? that's hot asf

Lauren (7:04pm): Okay you're right, I am a female. What are you insinuating by "One of those girls"?

Unknown Number (7:06pm): jus like one of those prissy, rich, smart kinda girls but like not the bad kind.

Lauren (7:07pm): I'll have you know that I am in the least bit prissy.

Lauren (7:07pm): And I am also very intelligent. I've already been excepted to Harvard University.

Unknown Number (7:09pm): ooooh so ur a senior in highschool, can I get some nudes?

Lauren (7:11pm): Absolutely not. One, I don't even know anything about you, and you could be some kind of seventy-year-old creeper man. Two, do you know how dangerous it is for your future career when you put out a picture like that. I could never risk my life plans just because you want something to get off to.

Unknown Number (7:14pm): holy shit yo I was just fucking around, I wasn't serious. and I'm not 70

Unknown Number (7:14pm): I'm 69 and four months

Lauren (7:15pm): You got to be kidding me.

Unknown Number (7:16pm): lol it's fun to see you mad

Lauren (7:16pm): You can't see me.

Unknown Number (7:17pm): you know what I mean!

Lauren (7:17pm): But in all seriousness, how old are you?

Unknown Number (7:17pm): I'm 17, but on the inside I'm 6

Lauren (7:20pm): And, obviously, you're a girl, since you said you don't have a penis.

Lauren (7:20pm): Unless you don't associate yourself as a girl.

Unknown Number (7:22pm): nahhh I'm a girl, I don't feel like a guy, but I just don't like them lol

Unknown Number (7:29pm): oh god ur not answering, pls don't be a homophobic bitch

Unknown Number (7:42pm): I'm sorry, can we just forget that whole thing cause I actually really like talking to you it's been the most exciting thing I've done since before math

Lauren (7:46pm): Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. Don't worry, I don't judge. I believe that everyone should love who they want to love and whoever makes them happy. You should never have to be with someone of the opposite gender, because it's the norm in our society nowadays. I would never judge mainly because I don't like guys either.

Unknown Number (7:53pm): you literally scared the shit out of me

Unknown Number (7:54pm): oooohhhh you like girls too;) nice

Unknown Number (8:01pm): okay well I'm going to bed now

Lauren (8:06pm): This early? Well it might be pretty late for you, but it's only a little past eight where I am.

Unknown Number (8:08pm): lol same, but I'm tired so g'night ....?

Lauren (8:09pm): Lauren. And you are?

Unknown Number (8:09pm): Frank

Lauren (8:10pm): SERIOUSLY

Unknown Number (8:10pm): okay okay sorry

Unknown Number (8:11pm): omg Im starting to get insecure about my name

Unknown Number (8:11pm): like Lauren's a gorgeous name, but what if you think mines ugly

Unknown Number (8:11pm): I ain't telling you nope sorry, access denied try again wrong number

Lauren (8:12pm): C'mon, I bet it's a beautiful name

Unknown Number (8:14pm): ooh are you flirting with me??? I like it

Lauren (8:17pm): Yeah sure. Whatever floats your boat. But you're just procrastinating!

Unknown Number (8:24pm): ok ok fine

Camila (8:24pm): It's Camila

Lauren (8:25pm): Oh my God, that's beautiful. Why the hell were you insecure to tell me it?

Camila (8:28pm): well I've been made fun of for it so

Lauren (8:31pm): Well, whoever did that is pathetic and not worth your time, Camila.

Camila (8:31pm): thanks Lauren. I'm gonna go to bed now so goodnight

Lauren (8:32pm): Goodnight Camila, sweet dreams. Talk tomorrow?

Camila (8:34pm): trust me, if I dream about what I think I'm gonna, then it'll definitely be sweet. yes! most definitely!

Lauren (8:34pm): What do you think you're going to dream about?

Camila (8:35pm): nothing it doesn't matter. night sleep well

Lauren (8:36pm): I will, when I go to sleep at a normal time, like a normal teenager.

Camila (8:37pm): shut up I am normal I'm just tired asf

Lauren (8:38pm): Okay, lol whatever goodnight Camila

Camila (8:38pm): ok I'm going to bed now

Lauren (8:38pm): Okay goodnight

Camila (8:38): I'm about to turn off my light rn

Lauren (8:39pm): Okay night Camila

Camila (8:39pm): night

Camila (8:39pm): bye

Camila (8:39pm): sleep well

Lauren (8:40pm): Just go to sleep, Camila

Camila (8:40pm): ok seriously goodnight

Lauren (8:41pm): Goodnight Camila.

Camila (8:41pm): night

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read please!⬇️

halo!
sorry I'm Lauren asf rn

I hope that you enjoyed this chapter, but I promise you it's going to get better quickly! so PLEASE comment what you think about it so I can know if I should continue

but this is like my first fanfic that I'm like serious about, so I hope it doesn't flop!!

-J☺️

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