Since you guys really liked the Sherlock pick up lines I figured I'd give you another one of those... Except the exact opposite of that... Well, not really, but it makes sense. Actually no. Never mind Anyways, here you go. Enjoy!
Insults from from the BBC Sherlock show
No, no, no. I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're talking, but it's usually subtext.
Yes, if I wanted poetry I would read John's emails to his girlfriends. Much funnier.
Anderson, face the other way. You're putting me off.
I dislike being outnumbered. It makes for too much stupid in the room.
You. Repel. Me.
Brilliant impression of an idiot.
I knew what effect it had on a superior mind so I needed to see what it had on an average one.
Anderson, don't talk out loud you lower the IQ of the whole street.
Stop inflicting your opinions on the world.
Forget about him, he's an idiot.
Dear god, what is it like inside your funny, little brains. It must be so boring.
How's the diet?
Your mind is so placid, straightforward, barely used.
Look at you lot. You're all so vacant.
Obvious.
Obviously.
Isn't it obvious?
Go away.
Get out.
Leave!
Boring.
Boring!
Dull.
Sounds a bit dull.
Idiot.
Moron.
Boring!