- I dare Merida to 'die' don't worry it's a fake death in front of the big five. Jack must help with this, no one can know about the dare except Jack (I just wanna see Hiccup's reaction)
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Merida: Aye.. soooo, how do we do this, Frost butt?
Jack: Oh! Got it! *whispers to Mer the plan*
Merida: I'm screwed..
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Merida: *sitting beside Hiccup on the couch*
Hiccup: *sleeping*
Rapunzel: *playing with Pascal*
Elsa: *reading a book*
Jack: *walks in, holding a tray with peanut butter spread and a loaf* Heya!
Merida: Ooh! Peanut butter! Mi favorite..! *avoids trying to frown*
Rapunzel: It is? I thought you hated peanut butter?
Merida: Uhm-- tryin' something new, I guess?
Elsa: *sits next to Rapunzel*
Merida: *sits next to Jack* *grabs a butter knife from the tray*
Merida: *holds butter knife upside down* *fakes to accidently stab herself* *slips blade under armpit* *falls on floor*
Merida: AAAH...! G-gugh.. ugh.. huhgh.. blehhh *squeezes ketchup in palm*
Rapunzel: Mer? What happened?!
Elsa: *sees 'blood' from under Mer* Oh no.. Mer! B-b-blo-- *feels dizzy*
Hiccup: *wakes up* Wha..? What's going on?
Jack: Oh, look who decided to wake up.
Hiccup: *sees Merida*
Hiccup: ...
Hiccup: AH! MER! *performs CPR on Merida*
Rapunzel: *pushes Hiccup away from Merida* IDIOT! She's bleeding!
Rapunzel: *stands up and looks for a cloth*
Hiccup: R-right..! Uhmm..
Merida: Grugh.. fgh..
Elsa: *tries to make a small cloth using powers*
Hiccup: *gives Merida the heimlich maneuver*
Elsa: *slaps Hiccup's shoulder* HICCUP! She's not choking to death! You're only making the flow of--you know what-- out of her body even faster!
Jack: *snickers*
Hiccup: S-sorry.. I just don't know what to do! I-I'm shocked--!
Elsa: *wraps cloth around Merida's stomach*
Jack: *holds back laughter*
Hiccup: I guess this is it, Merida.. I'll see you on the other side. *cries* We had some good times together.. I hope we get to-- *accidentally touches Mer's 'blood'*
Hiccup: --uh, is blood really sticky ang goo-ey like that?
Hiccup: Wait.. is this.. WHAT THE--?! K-ketchup?!
Jarida: *burst out laughing*
Hiccup: What the heck?! Was this all just--
Jack: Yup.
Elsa: Dangit it, Mer! You really got us there! Well played..
Merida: Of course, lass. I'm the prank master. *flips hair*
Rapunzel: *comes back* *holding a laundry basket* I found some--.. what just happened?
Elsa: It was all a prank. Shocking.
Hiccup: Why you little--! *kisses Mer's forehead* You. Drive. Me. Crazy!
Merida: Ayt! *wipes forehead*
Merida: Well, I'm gonna go clean myself up.
Elsa: ...
Elsa: Uh, you know, Punz.. you could've just healed her with your hair if it were true..
Elsa: ...
Elsa: Also, this was the stupidest fake death ever..
Hiccup: But you fell for it, too!
Elsa: True, true.