Nate: hey baby I'm at the mall. need anything?
you: no I think I'm good
you: WAIT
you: YES I NEED UNDERWEAR.
you: regular panties and thongs and what not
you: *cough* there's *cough* a sale *cough* at *cough* Victoria's Secret *cough*
you: but look at this super cute puppy I saw for sale today!
*sends picture of the 7 for 27 panty sale at VS*
you: oops wrong picture
*sends it again*
you: omg it keeps sending that!
Nate: I guess my girl wants 7 new pairs of panties?
you: indeed
Nate: I'm only buying them if I can get VIP access to my personal fashion show.
you: you got it daddy ;)
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HAHA SHOUTOUT TO mattsboss_ on Instagram for the inspiration. I'm not taking credit for this. I thought it was cute and funny so I wanted to share it with y'all