The Clichés of Jeff the Kille...

By WeAreCPRC

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List of the things I always see in JTK stories. Thought they're worth mentioning. Maybe you could use this as... More

The Clichés of Jeff the Killer Stories
1. Go to Sleep
2. Crazy as Jeff
3. You are One of a Kind
4. More Powerful than Zalgo
6. Descriptions
7. We Have a LOT of Things in Common
8. I ish Btiful
9. Kidnapped
10. The "Parents"
11. Introduction
12. Jeff's Flaws (NOT A RANT, JUST A CLARIFICATION)
13. Six
14. Eventide
15. The Bermuda Love Triangle
16. To the Slender Mansion!
17. RAPE
18. Thou Shalt be my Partner
19. Nice Acquaintance, my Future Lover
20. Through the Window!
21. Baby, Baby, Baby, OOOOHHH!
22. Video Games

5. Bella (Not MsSlendy's Bella)

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5. Bella (Not MsSlendy's Bella)

Okay, this is the opposite of our 'More Powerful than Zalgo' class of characters—the Bella Swan type. Meh. We all know that Bella Swan is the most boring character ever (no offense to Twilight lovers out there); she is!

She's weak, attention-seeker, desperate and lovesick. Yeah, I've seen a lot of characters like that; and mostly, they are suckers for sympathy. If you know what I mean.

They're those characters who are always abused and bullied. And then, Jeff would come to save them. Then they'd fall in love 'cause they both understand each other and blah blah blah . . .

*le sigh* So CLICHÉ.

Where's the girl power, love? Where's the girl power? Why do we have to be so weak?

Oh, you might say now that I'm opposing myself. No! I'm not! I'm saying that your OC could be strong, but not stronger than Zalgo himself! Be realistic, people! Even Zeus has a weakness. Even vampires have weakness, so why won't it apply to you?

Okay, I've gone a bit far. Let's go back.

Now, I hate Bella Swan type of characters. They're boring and just plain stupid. And weak! That makes them very gullible. Try to at least give them a trait that would distinguish them from Bella!

Be creative, mates! Be creative and don't be cliché!

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