CHAPPY! FOUR!!!! :D
Um, my other chappy somehow deleted itself. Don't now WHAT went up. I added a small part when I uploaded it and forgot bout it when I reposted it again! Good thing I use word! :S Real life saver. XD
NOW ON WITH THE THING!
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‡Chapter Four‡
★Bastards and Annoying Brats★
"What was the dream about?"
Kenji sighed in annoyance, "Why should you know?"
"Because I'm your guardian, I care about your well-being."
Kenji scoffed, "Oh, I can just smell the irony. You're not my father, stop trying to be him."
Kakashi narrowed his eyes, "Then tell me, how is your father?"
Kenji cracked a grin, "Well, Daddy is really sadistic!"
She scratched her head in thought, 'Considering I'm not even in my world after spending some time here... I guess it's safe to tell them some stuff.'
"My dad was known for taking the omerta oath extremely important. He hates snitches, with a passion. They tended to be thugs instead of business people. And so, whenever he found a snitch..." Her cheery tone drifted into an icy blade, "let's just say the idiot would much rather prefer death than what my daddy had in store for him."
"I see..." Kakashi murmured, putting together the puzzle in his mind.
"I'm not only special to my dad because I'm his daughter... I'm also special because I'm what you call, a 'Hacker'. My very first computer was an ancient Macintosh. I had to recode and amplify the systems to acceptable use in order to—" She was interrupted by Naruto.
"What's a computer? And thugs? Are you a criminal?! Believe it!"
Naruto asked questions that was on everyone's minds, he just had the guts to say them. Kenji sighed, "How do I explain this? Well, a computer is a... well, it's a machine that connect people to the internet. Later on, science started catchin up and invented new computers, soon the computers were advanced enough to communicate with someone on the other side of the planet. But that is a feature that is often over looked in my time. Then the internet was invented."
She took a breath, "The internet was invented by a bunch of physicists as a war tool after world war two. Incase the Soviet Union bombed America with an atomic bomb of some kind, then they would easily be able to rebuild America. Now, people can make money off of it. Like muah."
An elaborate gesture was executed.
"I make viruses and have the user end up paying money or their computer ends up crashin. And yes Naruto, I'm a criminal. My whole family are made of criminals."
They arrived at a boat and everyone stared at Kenji in shock. They obviously were at a loss to what she was talking about. Like this "America" place and "Soviet Union" stuff, but they understood the gist of it.
Team Seven stepped inside the floating structure as the boat-man began rowing slowly.
"K-Kenji-san? Y-You're a criminal?" Sakura questioned nervously.
"Yeah. I'm one of the most wanted in the world. Although the world court thinks my name is Salvatore Gotti, and that I'm 40."
The genin gapped at her, "F-Fourty?"
She nodded and smirked, "The art of deception at its best."
Kenji sighed, "But unfortunately, for them, I'm not even in their dimension anymore. So it'll be even harder to pinpoint my location."
"You said you're a G-Gam—I forgot how you say it—but yet you're a Moriyama? Care to explain?" Kakashi "interrogated," rather poorly, but it was better him asking questions than her in Ibiki's "office" again.
Kenji nodded and replied evenly, "Ya see, my dad is from an organization in Italy while my mom is from Japan, which would technically be your nationality since we are speaking Japanese at the moment."
Rubbing her cheek in thought, she continued briskly, "But anyways, my daddy was supposed to marry someone from the Gambino family in order to protect secrets and stuff. My mom didn't have the same delimma, she was part of the Yakuza of the Inagawa family, her name was Moriyama. In Japan, the Yakuza are semi-legal people, so they can't arrest her unless they got proof she did anything wrong. My dad is Vicente Gambino."
They stared at her quizzically but let the matter drop. As the boat continued on, a question popped into Kenji's mind. She tugged Kakashi's sleeve, "Ano, Imai-sensei, are we continuing the mission with Tazuna-san?"
The silverette stayed quiet for a couple seconds and Tazuna spoke, "Oh, it's quite alright."
Kenji narrowed her eyes, knowing Exactly what he was gonna do. She tuned him out as she stared at the nearing land. She only caught some of the conversation, when they were done. Kakashi had agreed to protect Tazuna. Tch, the idiot.
She jumped up startled while holding her ears.
"Quiet brat!" Tazuna hissed while whispering.
"Why do you think we're not using the engine! If they hear us we're dead!" The boat man whispered yet yelled.
Kenji rolled her eyes at the blonde, "Naruto quit being so careless."
"Idiot." She mumbled under breath.
"You can say that again." She heard Sakura grumble who was seated next to her.
Naruto turned his attention to the boat guy, "Oh my gosh! You are the ROWER!"
The man looked at him quizzically, "What?"
"I'm such a huge fan!" Stars appeared in the blonde boy's eyes.
"Why?"
"Everything you do is just A-MAH-ZING!"
The rower raised an eyebrow, "No I-I Just row man."
Naruto didn't listen as he began to talk again, "Sing the rowing song!"
"The what?"
"You know... Oh I sure like to row with my... oar... ROWING! Sing along with me as I row my boat!"
"No." The man stated in a blunt tone.
"I LOVE YOU!"
"Stop." The rower said in an annoyed voice.
"Say something funny rower!"
"Whatever..."
Naruto started chuckling, "Ahahah! Classic rower! Classic!"
After that strange incident, the team finally arrived on land.
~Killin Da Bunnies~
The boat speed off leaving everyone sweat dropping.
"So much for staying hidden." Kenji mumbled in an irritated tone.
She spun on one heels and walked down the path.
~KENJI POV!~
I couldn't take it, this place lacks so much common sense and logic. Ugh, ridiculous. Ninja—Scoffs—these are the missions they're Supposed to do, not petty little errands such as picking weeds or babysitting. Shit normal villagers are perfectly capable of!
Common sense chose not to present itself in this world, and these people are freaking trained in the art of logic!
I bent my head forward as a kunai whipped past my head, another example of what I was talking about. I faced the person who threw the kunai and narrowed my eyes.
Unlike them, I was trained in the art of intimidation. Maybe I should join the interrogation part of the mafia? Oh why am I asking you? You're just a mere reader who likes to stalk me, why else would you be here?
"Uzumaki..." I trailed out dangerously, keeping my face void of emotions.
I hardened my glare and I mentally cracked up when I saw beads of sweat roll down the blond's face.
"K-Kenji-chan, I-I—"
I interrupted him, using my most flinty voice I spoke, "Don't worry, Uzumaki. If you throw something at me again, I'll only maim you to the point of near death before knocking you out cold. Is that understood?"
The poor excuse for a ninja only shrunk back and nodded.
Pathetic.
I resumed my walking, until a horrible ache erupted from my heels, to my knees, and painfully treking upward. I groaned and clutched my right leg. I felt someone pick me up along with a familiar warmth.
"Kenji, you know you can't walk far in your condition."
I gritted my teeth, "It was only a few meters Imai-sensei."
"Then it was a few too many."
He put me on his back and proceeded his stroll.
-SWOSH!-
That idiot, I growled.
"NARUTO! STOP! YOU BAKA!" Sakura shouted while punching Naruto in the head.
I rose my eyebrows at her. Damn. She's strong, they ought to give her more credit.
Sakura went to retrieve the kunai and we soon heard a cry of fustration? Naruto ran after her and the rest of us followed in suit.
"NARUTO YOU-YOU IDIOT! YOU ALMOST KILLED THE POOR BUNNY!"
"B-But! Sakura-chan I-!"
-BAM!-
"SHUT YOUR TRAP!"
~Normal POV~
Naruto apologized to the poor creature while Kakashi eyed it suspiciously, as well as Kenji.
'Why's the thing white?'
'Transformation Jutsu.' The copy ninja rapidly formulated.
"DUCK!" Kakashi yelled as he pushed down his team into the ground.
A sword glided over them as they fell to the ground. A man stood on the massive weapon, facing the opposite direction of them.
Kenji sweat dropped, 'Uh, wrong way buddy.'
Then he turned around to reveal himself. The preteen noted him a mysterious fellow, with bizarre cow printed warmers and a bandaged face.
'There you go.'
He descended from his position and easily pulled out the sword lodged in the tree on his way down.
"So, Kakashi of the Sharingan, what a pleasant surprise."
"Zabuza Momochi."
Naruto studied the ninja with an anxious gleam in his eye, and took a daunting step toward the Momochi. The masked jounin didn't dare look away from the demon's eyes, and he immediately put his arm out to halt the marching Uzumaki.
"Step back kids. Get into formation, I'll handle this guy. Don't try to fight him. He's on a battling level severely beyond your own skills."
The Gambino wanted to gulp and cower, but feeling the hilt of her kunai comforted her woes in a way thought impossible. The bloodlust in the air was strikingly horrendous, and basking in it for a moment longer was absolute torture.
"Kenji, stay in the middle with Tazuna, you're still in bad condition."
This made Zabuza smirk as he retained the piece of information. Kenji scoffed, "Great! Is there anything Else you wanna tell him!"
(Lol. Total Vegeta moment. I remember he said this back in da Buu saga! XD)
Kakashi laughed nervously and rubbed the back of his head in embarassment.
"Sorry."
"DAMN STRAIGHT!" Kenji yelled while forming a fist.
'Bastard!'
The Hatake finally settled into a serious demeanor, and directed his flinty gaze unto his opponent. Steadily, he slide his hitai-ate upward to reveal a beguiling crimson jewel. The sight caused the mist nin's smirk to enlarge further, "Ah. I get to see the Sharingan before we even begin."
Kakashi narrowed his eyes, "Don't flatter yourself Zabuza."
They chatted for a while longer, recounting each other's feats and famous anecdotes. Informative? Yes. Necessary? No.
Thus, this led the Moriyama to become quickly aggravated, and an irk mark popped on her head.
"And after that gruesome incident, people said he didn't feel an ounce of remorse or regre—"
"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! WILL YOU TWO IDIOTS JUST SHUT UP AND FIGHT EACH OTHER ALREADY!" Kenji yelled furiously as she interrupted Kakashi. The toxic feel of the situation fueled her inner wrath, and called on a desolate part of her mind.
"I DON'T NEED A WHOLE BACKGROUND STORY ON THE DAMN GUY! HE'S AN ENEMY SO KILL HIM!"
She sighed sluggishly and crossed her arms, "Hmph."
Everyone blinked, not sure what to say. Some were left shocked, but Kakashi and Zabuza were swift to compose themselves.
'That girl sure has a temper.' The demon nin mused as his dark spheres studied each ninja cautiously.
Zabuza then directed his wintry gaze back to his main opponent, waiting for an unknown signal to begin.
The soft toll of the nearby water heated the tension instead of calming it, and the mist thickened the already suffocating atmosphere.
Soon, without warning, they lunged at each other at alarming speed. The pair exchanged blows at such an unnerving level it cruelly reminded the yakuza girl how much she still had to learn. How risky and treacherous this new world was.
The mafiosa felt her stomach churn, yet a smile graced her face, excitement practically overwhelmed her. She never felt such urgency, such a desperate nip at her instincts. The adrenaline racing through her veins felt wonderful.
They clashed at each other. The only thing protecting Kakashi from being torn to shreds was a stinkin kunai. Kenji bit her lip, and was at conflict about who to root for.
Kakashi was annoying and weird, but that didn't change the fact he's the only reason her ass isn't getting whooped currently.
Kakashi's eyes widened and jumped back, successfully dodging the incoming blow of the demon nin's sword. Zabuza only chuckled as an even heavier fog formed, "Hahaha, let's see if that little sharingan of yours can catch me now."
Kakashi stood in front of team seven, scanning his surroundings.
'Dammit, the sharingan isn't—SHIT!'
He held his kunai up to keep Zabuza from chopping him into bits. He pushed the mist-nin back and slashed right through him, unfortunately for the copy-nin, it was a water clone.
He saw the frightened looks of Team seven. He tossed a closed eyed smile and made a clone of himself. His warm tone eased their growing fear, "Don't worry. I'll protect you with my life. I won't let my comrades fall."
"That's what I'm worried about..." Kenji grumbled to herself.
The clone turned back around and was slashed open. Blood squirted out and a sadistic grin came on Kenji's face. Her eyes held a strange glint as she observed the scene, her mood then faltered as she realized it was only a clone. Zabuza was about to lunge at her team until something slashed right through him as well. But it was a water clone.
"WHAT!? YOU'RE ALIVE!" Kenji pretended to be surprised.
Kakashi rose a brow, "Of course."
Kenji sighed, "Can't a girl just dream?"
~Time Skip~
In the middle of the neat room, there lay a futon with an awake silverette on top. The sun rays poured into the fazed area, and skimmed the face of the handsome masked ninja.
"Zabuza is still alive?!" Naruto and Sakura cried in disbelief, cutting through what should have been a peaceful silence.
Kakashi sighed at the racket, "Yes. Unfortunately."
"B-But! Kakashi-sensei! You checked his pulse and everything! He's dead!"
Kenji only rubbed her temple in annoyance, "Everyone shut up. The tracker-nin used sebon needles. Obviously, those things can't kill. The needles are used for puncturing, not killing. Tch, even I knew that, and I've only been here for a couple months."
'I was raised to collect information. This place is no different.' Kenji inwardly elaborated.
She would escape from the apartment early in the morning to the library to gather intel, and came across a book about various sorts of ninja.
"So, Zabuza is coming to get us?!" Sakura asked in an alarmed tone.
"No. Zabuza was in a state of momentary death. After waking up from it, the person's body aches and they will need to rest for at least a week." Kakashi answered calmly, adjusting his mask and pensively thinking.
Sakura sighed in relief.
"But we will have to get some training in before then."
Sakura stared at Kakashi quizzically, "What! Even with your Sharingan you still couldn't beat him! What's a little training gonna do?"
"Oh, but this isn't just any old training. Tomorrow we shall begin. Eat and get some rest. I think we did well today."
Kenji rolled her eyes and walked out the room, "Whatever you say Imai-sensei."
Kakashi sighed and continued to rest in the futon.
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Kenji was currently stretching out her limbs and what not. She wanted to heal quickly, she hated being useless. Especially since she was used to always being in control of situations.
"Whatcha doin Kenji-chan?"
Said girl frowned, an annoyed look forming on her face, "What do you want Uzumaki?"
The blonde boy only laughed nervously and scratched his cheek.
"I ugh, hahahehe."
"If you don't have anything useful to say then you can leave." Kenji snapped.
"Oh! Yeah! Aha! Kakashi-sensei is injured so we were wondering who's gonna be carrying you around?"
Kenji quirked an eyebrow, "We?"
Naruto nodded and began to list casually, "Sakura-chan, Me, the teme."
The mafiosa only sighed, "And I suppose none of you are strong enough to carry me around? Quite frankly, I'm not surprised."
She got up and started walking away until Naruto registered what she said.
"Hey! Wait! I'm not weak Kenji-chan!"
The girl only rolled her eyes, "Whatever helps you sleep at night."
She stalked off to her room she was sharing with Sakura and found the girl sitting on the futon brushing her hair.
"Oh hey Kenji-san!" She greeted happily.
"Hey." Kenji gave a wave and sat down on her futon.
"So what's up?" Pinky questioned as she saw the annoyed look on Kenji's face.
"Oh nothing, just Naruto being an idiot again."
Sakura sighed and nodded in agreement, "Yeah. That baka, he doesn't know when to just take a hint."
Kenji shrugged, "Seems like it."
The smell of food drifted to their noses, they looked at each other and smiled.
"Dinner!"
They got up and quickly made their way to the dining room. They saw three people sitting around the table. Kenji recognized two of the figures, but one stood out. It was a brat. Her eye twitched at the thought.
'Great. The kid better keep his mouth shut and stay seated.'
She forced a smile as they neared.
"Hello." She greeted in a casual tone.
The boy didn't respond and continued pouting.
'Stupid brat.'
Tsunami and Tazuna waved and once all of team seven were seated, the old man put an arm on the boy's shoulder.
"I'd like for all of you to meet my adopted grandson, Inari."
The boy only glared and kept quiet.
Team seven only nodded, at least acknowledging the boy's presence.
"Itadakimasu."
They began to eat, shoving chicken and rice into their mouths, but Inari quietly picked at his food, discreetly glaring at the group of ninja.
"So Gato... he has thugs and sells drugs right?" Kenji questioned while glancing at the bridge builder, curiosity taking over her.
Inari stiffened at this question. Tazuna nodded, "Yes. Would you know anything about it?"
Kenji shrugged, "I guess. Knowing what my family does, if someone fails then we quickly dispose of them. My guess is after Zabuza strikes again, Gato will rid of him. Most likely killing him, who knows. Things work differently here."
Kakashi took in this information and stored it somewhere in that perverted brain of his.
Inari slammed his hands down on the table, "YOU'LL NEVER BEAT HIM! YOU CAN'T WIN!"
Kenji's eye twitched, she got up and snapped, "Shut it you stupid brat! You're not the ninja so how would you know!? Now sit down and eat!"
Inari's eyes widened and he snarled, "Don't tell me what to do! You can't beat Gato! You'll all die!"
Kenji rolled her eyes and Tsunami spoke, "Inari! That is no way to speak to the people who protected your grandfather! Apologize!"
Tazuna only laughed, "It's okay! It's okay! I treat 'em like dirt too!"
Kenji growled and barred her teeth, "Well! Keep this up Tazuna-san and I'll make sure to let Zabuza take you next time we meet! I'll tell him to make your death as slow and painful as possible!"
Tazuna narrowed his eyes and replied lowly, "You wouldn't."
"Try me."
They had a mini glare contest until Tsunami and Kakashi separated them.
"Okay, that's enough Kenji."
"Father I don't want to make arrangements for your funeral this early in my life." Tsunami said as she tugged Tazuna aside.
Both of them only hmphed and turned away.
"Damn bastard."
"Stupid little twit."
Everyone sweat dropped as they noticed they voiced their opinions out loud. Kenji gritted her teeth and turned back around, "What'd you just call me old man!?"
"You damn twerp I heard that!"
Team seven and Tsunami sighed.
This could take a while.
Inari only grunted and left the area.
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