Random Times of Derp

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Kiyu here! I have no idea if any of y'all will see this. I'm probably gonna be the only person on Wattpad tomorrow. I kinda have no life. My parents don't give two shakes of a squid's tentacle about me and the evil youtubers are still out on a griefing rampage.
Herobrine- We're back!!!!!
Forget that last part. Y'all are really back?
Enderlox- Yeah. We wouldn't miss Christmas to grief Notch's Aether mansion.
Wait, y'all were gonna grief Notch's mansion? Y'all shoulda stayed and griefed! I would have been fine by myself.
Skybrine- We already missed your birthday. We weren't about to miss your first Christmas in Insanity's Manor!
Herobrine- Besides you're like a sister to all of us.
Enderlox- And you are my sister.
IHasCreeper- Did you know that Sam Yandere has a split personality?
Fuuuuuuuuu-! Don't tell me he has a good side. I hate it when that happens.
StampyLongKnife- No, its actually a more insane and murderous side.
IbillisticDemon- Its called Black Bunny. Its actually quite frightening!
WitherUniverse- He and Bodil666 got really competitive for a while, but they got all buddy-buddy on the way back.
Black Bunny- HeY, kIyU. I pLaN oN sTaYiNg In CoNtRoL fOr A fEw MoRe DaYs.
*shudders* You guys were right. This glitch is terrifying.
Bodil666- That guy is my new best friend!
I realize that.
Insane Taurtis- Don't touch him!
Ooooh! Yandere alert!
*explosion in the background*
BODIL!! YOU ALWAYS BLOW SOMETHING UP!! ... Wait, is it still recording? Oops. BYE! STAY KAWAII-DESU! MERRY CHRISTMAS! (And if you don't celebrate Christmas, have a good day!)