John:
Guys
guys
plz someone help
Paul
SOMEONE
IS PAUL THERE!?
Paul:
Calm down I'm here
what?
John:
You remember when we were in Hamburg and I met that girl Aleena and we hit it off and everything.
Paul:
... Yes. Yes I do.
John:
I. Have. A. Baby. Paul.
Paul:
... What
John:
She had a kid!
I'm a dad!
Oh Paul what the hell am I meant to do!?
Paul:
Uh I don't know, carry on with life and a baby.
John:
I can't raise a kid by myself, but I sure as hell can't leave you...
Well where's she?
AlicornBeatles:
Right here.
I can't raise the baby anymore, I'm moving abroad.
You can come with me if you want John...
Paul:
So you're just going to come over here, dump a baby on us, try and steal my boyfriend and then run away!?
AlicornBeatles:
Your.... What? You're dating!?
Oh
OK right well I could always try and leave the baby with Rory...
John:
Who?
AlicornBeatles:
Well the baby might be Rory Storms, idk.
John:
Yeah I think you should try him.
Paul:
Wait you didn't even know if the baby was Johns!?!?!?
AlicornBeatles:
I'm really sorry Paul, and I'm sorry about trying to take John away from you.
I just love him lots. But he deserves to b happy, so good luck to both of you.
John:
Aw that's really sweet, thank you.
AlicornBeatles:
Right well I'm really sorry again about all this trouble, I'll come and pick the baby up soon.
John:
I don't mind looking after it for like a few days....
Paul:
I'm always happy to help look after it.
AlicornBeatles:
Sure, I can pick him hip at the weekend.
John:
Great, thank you
AlicornBeatles:
NP cx, see ya later! X
Paul:
Bye!
John:
Yeah, c ya.
Cynthia
I don't suppose you'll want to look after our baby too, huh?
Cynthia has been kicked from the chatroom.
Paul:
Whoops.
OK hi guys really sorry for the late/ awful update, but I've been really busy, nearly Christmas after all cx but I'm sorry I kinda made you out to be the bad guy Aleena but I hope you like it. Ban and Merry Christmas if I don't update before.