Jess: Heyyy u finally made a kik!
Me: yeppp so wyd
Jess: nm u?
Me: nm
Me: crap gtg see ya
Jess: aw dang see ya tomoro
I slammed my phone down as I heard my mom yelling as usual.
"Okay okay im coming!" I dragged the myself down wanting nothing more than just to collapse.
"Switch the laundry AND fold, rinse the dishes, and go straighten your bed you showered today." my mother frowned.
"And don't forget them cause I'm not repeating them again." she muttered as she turned and went back to cooking.
I had this annoying problem of always daydreaming and forgetting what I was doing. It's either that or I would just sing cause that was an actual talent I had.
As soon as I finished my chores I hopped back on my bed receiving two texts from my best friend Macie. Jess must've given her my kik.
Macie: duuuuude i found calum hood's kik omfggg
Me: psh i bet theres a bunch of people out there who created kiks like that and pretend to be them
Macie: ur right.
Macie: blocked the person
Me: they messged u?
Macie: no i mssged them loll
Me: should i change my name to luke hemmings? Maybe people will messg me becuz my user is hemmo96
Macie: u srs? U just created an account
Me: yea aand apparently no one used this or thought of it
Macie: damn. Do it i dare u
Macie: hav fun im tired night xx
Luke Hemmings: okie doke see ya
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The next morning I woke and to my surprise I had more than 3 conservations that were unopened.
Jess
Macie
Annnnd....someone
The user was some random numbers and letters that i couldn't understand. Their name tho was 'calum'
calum: hiii
Me: hi?
The reply was instant as I stood staring at my screen then replied feeling a bit humored.
calum: r u luke hemmings?
Me: why...yes i am
calum: lol i doubt it
calum: prove it
Me: erm..i hav blonde hair
calum: bruh
Me: whats your name?
calum: calum (:
Me: lol i doubt it
calum: r u mocking me?
Me: they call me mocking jay
calum: what
Me: what
calum: no seriously who r u? I h8 when ppl try to be us
Me: what??
calum: I meant when they try to be people...that they're not it's stupid
Me: mkay so bye i guess?
calum: nooo don't leave
Me: why not?
calum: just change ur name back plz it's making me feel wierd
calum: u a guy or girl?
Me: ....im a guy do u not see luke hemmings above
calum: ur a girl
Me: am not
Me: how would u kno?
calum: u text like a girl
Me: wtf that made no sense how u would say girls text like?
calum: i dunno
Me: exactly
calum: ur a girl
Me: u kno what imma block u the real calum would speak to me with RESPECT
calum: LOL ok
calum: wait noo don't block meh
This user was blocked
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Calum: hey
Me: what...u did not just
Calum: oh i made a new account just for u babe
Me: wtf
Calum: ur a girl i knew it!
Me: what?
Calum: u probably would've scolded me if u were a guy
Me: yea 'scolded' u
nice mum vocabulary
Calum: ...;)
Me: whats ur name?
Calum: if u tell me ill tell u
Me: I'm Elliot but everyone calls me Ellie
Calum: that is so adorable wtf
Calum: heheheh i knew u were a girl
Me: n so r u...right?
Calum: nope
Me: whats ur name?
Calum: uh... Caleb
Me: r u like...gay?
Calum: no!
Calum: im just trying to..fool ppl yeah
Me: wait r u kidding me
Calum: yep (:
Me: what
Calum: i mean nope nope
Me: u change ur name n ill change mine
Calum: fine -_-
C-dizzle: :)
Ellie: really
C-dizzle: i gots to go its like 4 am
Ellie: why r u up?
C-dizzle: jetlagg
Ellie: where u at?
C-dizzle: i am somewhere you'll never know now goodnight lovely
Ellie: its like 10 am here
C-dizzle: whatever good DAY lovely
I think imma do a few parts to these but theyre gonna be hella short