One More Time: A list of Band...

By taylor_h796

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Lists of Band Kid Jokes. (Only band members will understand) Yup, I'm a band kid and here are some jokes I ha... More

1.) Marching East
2.) Baritone Problems
3.) Bass Drum babies
4.) Mellophone Bells
5.) Drum Major Problems
6.) Band Directors
7.) Marching Band is also a sport!
8.) Band Camp?
9.) One More Time!
10.) Mr. Smarty-pants
11.) Taking out the trash
12.) Funeral
13.) Anytime Anywhere
14.) Band kid's Thrift Shop
15.) Ugh, Normal People!
16.) In-tune
17.) Fire Hydrants
18.) T-sunami
19.) Salute
21.) Auditions
22.) Daddy?
23.) Tempo
24.) Marching Band v.s. Sports
25.) Unholy scream
26.) Dubstep? eww disgusting...
27.) Tri-p-let
30.) Imagine if school...
32.) Fail Podium
33.) Uh ohs oh noes
34.) M.B.W.S.
35.) Band Atten-Hut
36.) The band plays on.
37) An Inspirational Message
38) Still a band kid
39) Graduation

20.) Prom Date

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Band Director: "Scurry back to your dots!"

Me: *starts speed walking*

Band Director: "If you're the last one there, I will pick out your prom date."

Me: *slows down* "well then I'll at least have a date to prom.

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