Mom- Norway's annoyed with Denmark! Um, well he's carrying an axe, so that can't be good. He either like to chop down trees, or... *gets quiet* he's a bad person. He looks like he gets into a lot of trouble. He looks very mischievous, and I don't think I'd get along with him.
Dad- Yeah, there's no way that hat would stay on his head. I mean, seriously?!? Is there a something they're covering up? He's only happy because he drank his beer. Alright, let's move on.
Grandma- Looks like a frat boy, a party animal... And, maybe an axe killer on the side. When he drinks too much, he's an axe killer.