The Jerk Theory

By ThatGirlNextDoor

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Do you remeber when we are little kid's and when our Mom's always told us that the one boy who Always teases... More

The Jerk Theory
The Jerk Theory-Chaper 1: Another one bites the dust.
The Jerk Theory|Chapter 2- Karma alway's come back.
The Jerk Theory|Chapter 3- The game plan
The Jerk Theory|Chapter 4- The things I do for family...
The Jerk Theory|Chapter 5-Preserving memories
The Jerk Theory| Chapter 6- And the Plan begins
The Jerk Theory|Chapter 7- An unknown phonecall
The Jerk Theory|Chapter 8-The last day as Alexis Bambi Willows
The Jerk Theory|Chapter 9-Just like Cinderella
TheJerk Theory|Chapter 10-Mood swing
The Jerk Theory|Chapter 11- Tinman does have a heart
The Jerk Theory| Chapter 12-Taking a leap of faith
The Jerk Theory| Chapter 14- Hooked,Lined and Frosted.
The Jerk Theory| Chapter 15-Who is she?
The Jerk Theory| Chapter 15-Part 2 : Who does she think she is?
Authors note

The Jerk Theory|Chapter 13-missed me,missed me,why did you kiss me!

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By ThatGirlNextDoor

Author's note:

Can I say you never stop amazing me?

Yeah,on the other side of the computer,the one reading this story.

You amaze me!!!! <3

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So for all the people who support this story.

Thank you!

I love you for loving this story!!!

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Happy reading!!!!!!!!

Jam

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The room cleared out as people went to the sides to watch the events.

I looked at pitchy as she looked at me.

" You sure about this?" Pitchy voice asked me.

I rolled my eyes and nodded at her.

"Postive."

 We made our way to the cleared out area in the centre of the party.

The people at the side were  looking at us if we were on the tv. Some of them even had there camera phones out and were ready to film.

Pitchy voice spoke.

"Since, I know ,that I'm going to win, I'll go first to show you how it's done."

I  rolled my eyes at her and raised my eyebrows.

She sure is gonna be surprised....oh well.

"Be my guest."

They played for her that new brittney spears song.

"Shame on me, need release."

She started of some dance moves that would cause my mom to cover anyone eye's under 16.   She then added a high kick with one leg  then did herky 2 times in a row,because of the lenght of her "dress" it gave a view of something that really should have been covered.

Dress? It's a damn shitrt. On second thought its just a cloth.

After watching her "routine", well to be honest it was just slutty dance with some gymnastic moves.

She finshed her routine off with a split and then flipped her hair at me.

Really? A hair flip? Really?

I chuckled.

"What's so funny?

"Nothing."

She glared at me.

If looks could kill.... I'd be seven feet under the ground right now.

"Your turn."

I made my way to the end of the cleared out room and took a deep breath.

Please dont let me hit somebody

or fall

or hurt myself

or rip my dress

or land in the 6 layer cake.

Please not the the cake.

Please.

I was really hoping that none of that happened, especially the last one. I do not look good in pink icing.

Then I took off with a backflip.

Then another.

And another.

I was about to reach the wall when I used it for a launch.

I launched off the wall and did a round off landing it with a split.

I then heard the song on the background.

"Boy you got my heartbeat runnning away....."

Let's give them something to talk about...

 I grabbed Fiona from the crowd .

"What are you doing!?"

"Remember when you were bored after cleaning out my room?"

"Yeah,we just memorized the moves from superbass,why?"

"Listen to the song that's playing right now?"

She listened to  the song intenetly.

"Your a genius, cuz!"

"I know, I am."

"Wait."

"What?"

"Just watch."

She  grabbed another person from the cheerleading team and told her what to do. She seemed to break all the sterotypes of cheerleaders,the girl that Fiona dragged out. She had black hair cut to her chin and seemed very shy.

Fiona told her what to do.

She started off and then me and the other girl follwed

It was perfectly in sync as we moved our hips to the beat.

The bridge of the song was coming up soon so we decided to grab three guys from the crowd.

I told FIona to grab me a person as I was still dancing.

She pulled out the chairs as I did a cartwheel.

In her seat she put down a football player who seemed very excited  to be chosen.

At least she's getting over Evan.

Then the other girl seem to blush at the person who was in her seat.

I'm guessing she likes him...

Then I glanced at who was in my seat.

My eyes wideded as I saw who it was.

Fiona is fricking dead when this parties over.... Where does her dad keep the baseball bats again?

 The bridge was just about to begin so I did what I had to do.

I danced

After the song ended, Fiona grabbed pitchy from the crowd and yell out.

"Who  won?"

The enitre crowd either pointed at me or yelled.

"The new girl!"

"The girl in the little black dress!"

"The hot brunette!"

FIona spoke up again.

"The winner of this battle is... Alexis!"

 She raised my hand like how the did in the boxing ring.

Pitchy glared at me.

"This isn't over!"

Then she stomped her foot and ran the other way.

Someone had bitchy flakes for breakfast... and lunch... and dinner.

 I tried, but failed at making a bee line out the area but someone was still holding my hand.

"What's you name,pretty-eyes?"

Time to play dumb.

"Alexis, and your's Romeo?"

"Evan."

"Nice to meet you Evan,but I really got to go."

"Wait.I just want to say thank you for the dance."

"No prob, that all?"

"And to show my Thanks I want to give you this."

"What?"

"This."

He put his lips against mine.

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They Kissed. o.o

 Anways I wanted to tell you something super important!!!!

I love pie!

JK

that's not the  important thing tho.

The important thing I wanted totellyou is...

........

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I'M HAVING 3 CONTESTS FOR THIS STORY!!!!!!!



1) So you know that little summary thing that's displayed with the cover? The sample thing. I need to change that . It sucks. SO to win this contest post in the comment  Contest 1 entry:Then type up your idea for the sample without giving to much about the story away.

Prize: 3 dedications and I vote on the chapters for all your stories

Ends: 2 weeks.

2)  For the second contest its for the characters. I want your help to choose the people to play the characters in the story.

Prize: For every Characacter i like it's one decication.

Ends: in a month

3)  Covers. or any picture that you think would represent this story.

Prize: Same as the second.

Ends: When the story ends.

 Peace

Love

books

PIe

 Jam



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