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Harry Otter: And the Pensioner of Alakazam

Harry learns that he has an old senile Great Uncle who is dying. So he goes to see this mysterious relative hoping to find someone who knew his parents well and could provide some answers to his infinite questions. When he reaches the address of this so called "Delirious White," he and his friends discover that Great Uncle Delirious really is delirious and tries to kill him. Thankfully, Professor Bumblebore comes to their rescue and sends the old pensioner to the scary, wizard prison shaped like a trapezoid, Alakazam. Alakazam is guarded by scary skeletal creatures that give you nightmares when they get close and, the only way to make them stop, is by eating the nasty black licorice that nobody likes and people just make for no reason whatsoever. These creatures are called the Retardors.