Hikaru: Kaoru! How dare you!
Kaoru: What did I do?
Hikaru: You forgot to say good morning!
Kaoru: Uh...Good morning Hikaru...
Hikaru: Thank you! Good morning to you too!
Kaoru: Um...why are you so sensitive lately?
Hikaru: Oh, It's nothing.
Kaoru: What is it?
Hikaru: It's just that Haruhi hasn't talked to me much since I kept on storming off during our date.
Kaoru: Aww! Poor Hikaru! How about you cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it!
Hikaru: Oh, do you want to know how much of a crybaby YOU are?
Kaoru: I'm not a crybaby!
Hikaru: Oh really? What about a few nights ago when you came running into MY room when you had a nightmare?
Kaoru: O///O That was just one time!
Hikaru: Oh really? And that time you got lost in the mall and ran around crying?
Kaoru: <///< Cut it out!
Hikaru: Take back what you said.
Kaoru: Scrubby toilet brush. >o<
Hikaru: Momma's boy! >O<
Kaoru: Tree hugger!
Hikaru: TREE EATER!
Kaoru: o_O How dare you...
Hikaru: Well, you're not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking.
Kaoru: Then you must not have any luck when you think.
Hikaru: Maybe you should go sit in a hole!
Kaoru: Good, maybe I will!
Hikaru: Good! See if I care!
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Hikaru: Kaoru? Oh, crap. COME BACK KAORU! I WAS KIDDING!