"I'm gonna pop some brass"
"Only got a piccolo in my pocket"
"I-I'm percussion"
"Looking for a drummer"
"This is fluting awesome"
*Walk up into the like, "What up, I got a big horn!"*
"I'm so pumped, I bought a Tuba from the music store."
"Ice in the water, there ain't none cause it's band camp."
The people like, "Dang, all we wanted was a break, man."