Hello miss, what can I-- oh. It's little Muffin Man.
First of all, I am not a man. Second, I have a real name. And third, do I look little to you?
You have no rights to call me Muffin Man.
I really do.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No!
Ugh. What do you want?
I want a blueberry muffin.
I'm sorry, we ran out of blueberry muffins.
What? You can't be serious.
I'm not, I'm just telling you this because I want to annoy you.
....
I was being sarcastic, dummy.
We ran out. Some preteen got the last muffin and decided to crush it into her little brother's face.
That is food assault.
Yes. Painful. Now please go away. There are other customers besides your needy little muffin appetite.
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hello!
its the 2nd chapter of talks and thank you for all the hotdog comments last chapter!!
so, i'll dedicate each chapter to any reader starting now, just to appreciate and show my love for you guysss
today's lucky reader is my best friend: Fiction_escapade !! she's awesome and check out all her books they're as epic as her :D