Wrong Number l.t

By tumblr_lemon

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ME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit. MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter. ME: Mom you... More

Wrong Number
O.M.G
L.O.L
T.T.Y.L
I.D.K
J.K
W.T.F
B.R.B
F.Y.I
G.T.G
L.Y.T
W.T.H
I.L.Y
O.M.F.G
G.F
S.O.L
F.M.L
Y.O.L.O
*Not a Chapter But Important*
J.B.H
M.F.P.O.T.Y
S.O.L
*mini celebration for me*
A.F
*mini party for me*
I.K.R
*mini celebration for me*
S.T.F.U
*not a chapter but a joke if you get it*
P.B.P
Goal One
SEQUEL??? DUH DUH DUHHH
wrong number 2
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K.M.N

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By tumblr_lemon

Louis: that was awkward. 


Me: we are never doing group chat again

Louis: agreed.

Me: so guess what

Louis: every time you say that it turns out to be something completely awkward

Me: It will be different this time

Louis: how will you prove it

Me: *smirks*

Louis: *runs*

Me: *chases you*

Louis: *throws a ball at you*

Me: where tf did you get a ball

Louis: magic

Me: that could be a song

Louis: yea a stupid song

Me: dont offend my amazing ideas

Me: everything you do is magic... I could be a song writer

Louis: idk Noelle...

Me: OMFG YOU ARE SUCH A DREAM CRUSHER

Louis: *evilly laughs*

Me: shit your really scary sometimes man

Louis: *stops laughing*

Louis: *leaves*

Me: wtf is that supposed to mean

Me: Louis?

Me: LOUIS

Me: WHERE DO BROKEN HEARTS GO

Me: see im on a role

Me: seriously where tf did you go

Me: ARE YOU OKAY

Me: dont make me cry

Me: do you really wanna make me cry?

Me: okay here come the waterworks

Louis: OKAY OKAY DONT CRY

Me: too late for that SUCKER

Louis: -_-

"Hello! Let me in bitch! Its raining and I'm locked out of my own house!" I heard Harry yell from the front door.

Typical.


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