The Last Philosopher

By NickfEast

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Part one: With a capital D
Richard, long for Dick
Sleepless in Pentakl
(Self) mocking and pity
The rule of rules
Escape from Zig-Zig
Trying to do right
What, is that the question
What about the hows and whys
Further than possible
The final gathering in the Khmur grasslands
Empris becoming a nation
The Khmur desert
Present in the Dalmicir tower
The spawning of an Afreet
The Game
Part two: The p-wyrd
Escape discovered
The unbearable joy of punishing philosophers
P-wyrds and fading stars
To err is divine
Crossing the Khmur
A bay in the desert
Frel in not Agalaland
Lingur's stories
Manhunt in Agalaland
The hopeless case
Talkin 'bout Ms Skvosip
Twenty years a marshal
The p-e-r-v-e-r-t in Fenmark
Sharp as a marble
Strange, stranger, Áettar
Pea-keeping ain't easy
The drunk-fellows
The trick to fetching Rascal
Left holding the bag
Morning meeting in Pentakl
Is something better than nothing
Inattention on Xefef's agenda
Whose trap is it anyway
Night-ride to Fenmark
The Merrywither gaff
A mess in the scullery
The moonlight trap
A traditional lynching
Between a rock and a p-word
The stench of a Knome
In smelling range
A sorcerer is never lost
Hardly working
Philosophy happens
Less than possible
Who helps the helper
Saving an askhole
Ms Skvosip's, um, help
Dummies helping themselves
The strangest of meetings
In the dark
Disrespecting the afterlife
In the wyrd
Three brothers and a baby
Trial and sentence
Good times ain't cheap
The judgening
The courthouse riot
Secret meetings
Good moods are for good people
Four in the chamber
Truth by majority rule
The dishonour of a Knome
Part three: Keeping up appearances
The trouble with beautification
The oldest profession
Serving words
Unwelcome to Pentakl
Go to jail, go directly to jail
The secret jail
In the circle of slight embarrassment
A Barrac stroll
Solitary patrol
Like a lizard to the slaughter
Weetie's special mission
What's good for the runaway is good for the guard
HC's Books
Only helping
Like selling books to a drowning man
The game of compromise

A stroll into the hanging tree

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By NickfEast

Like a retreating soldier, Charlie took cover on the porch. Smoothing down the tangles of her brown hair, she peered through the window. She escaped in the nick of time. Earl was about to launch into one of his 'do as I say, not as I do'-lectures. Even so, the familiar sight of his holey socks up on the desk — with the drawer-knobs she'd hand-carved — was a viewing pleasure. In Charlie's mind not much could compete with toes peeking out of socks for that homey touch.

Ambling across the square, she straightened her beige dress as she headed for the ladyship's mansion. The big house was the only one in Stagna that could claim the title. Sure, the courthouse had the rare stone staircase, but the mansion was built all in stone. But with three levels for two people, it was just showing off. It was the tallest building in town. There was even a stone wall surrounding the place. It was just high enough to make people get up on their tippy-toes to glimpse the flower garden beyond. In these parts, any garden that wasn't producing food was a luxury.

Charlie thought the big house must be the grandest building in Agalaland. It outshone the courthouse by far. And the last light church — or old shabby as it was also known — wasn't even a shack by comparison. It'd once been white, but the collections that Reverend Muke took never seemed to make it all the way to upkeep. By the size of his stomach it got caught in his mouth. Even with the little it would take to white-wash over the worst stains.

She walked slow on purpose. It gave her dress a chance dry a bit in the sun. Also, she needed a minute to steel herself before facing the walking bun of tight grey hair. Ms Skvosip never failed to complain, and being late at least gave her a reason. Besides a little resistance was good for Charlie's mental well-being.

Still, she couldn't help but respect the old lady. She was big on style, and the only one she knew who used an honorific. Most of the townsfolk wouldn't know manners from a doorknob. If it wasn't for the high-and-mighty attitude, she could've been someone to look up to. Manners had to be good for something.

With her absent-minded strolling, she almost walked head first into the hanging tree. Usually, she avoided getting too close. The big oak always sent shivers down her spine. Even now, close to midsummer, it was barely green. Like it survived on death alone. The town's history claimed the gnarled, sinister tree had been there before Bern's. On a thick branch, a piece of old rope dangled in the soft wind. Charlie forced herself not to run. Even so, she reached the gate to the mansion faster than intended.

Looking back, she considered that the huge tree would be great for climbing. But no kids ever dared, not even the ones who climbed down wells for fun. Lifting the latch and opening the decorative black-iron gate, she lifted it to avoid the scraping sound. Then she skulked along the flower bed to the backdoor. Before knocking, Charlie stopped and took a deep breath. If Patrick answered she might not have to face Ms Skvosip at all. Pulling the rope to the doorbell, the chime put a little knot in her stomach.

"Patrick! Open the door! That useless girl is late again!" Ms Skvosip had a special tone she reserved for talking to her lessers, which was everyone.

"Yes Madame." Charlie heard his lethargic voice reply.

As the black door opened, Patrick was looking down at her with his patented expressionless stare. There was a large sack by the kitchen table behind him.

"I'll just grab the washin' then and be on mi way?"

"Yes, Ms Skvosip asked me to tell you to do a better job than last week, or she will be docking your pay."

"That's fine." The woman still paid more than anyone else in town. "But hey, Da needs the horse?"

"Yes, as long as you ask first."

"Which I jus' did?"

"Yes."

"So... does tha' mean yes?

"Yes." Patrick handed her the heavy sack and politely shut the door in her face.

As she bent forward, sack across her shoulder, she felt light as a feather. She'd avoided facing the ladyship, and with that the real weight had lifted. She even skipped out of the gate.

"Ya look 'appy for someone carryin' that woman's washin'," Fannie shouted from Bern's porch.

"Hey Fannie, can't stop and chat, she went easy on mi today. So, I figured I'd try ta finish quick."

"Okay hun, but if'in it takes too long, ya go ahead and dump it in the river, I need 'elp with the grub!"

Passing behind Maguire's ale-house and out of earshot, Charlie missed that last part. The blond woman was her best friend and surrogate mother. Fannie was almost twenty years her senior, but in a small town you couldn't pick and choose who you liked.

Updated: 23.10.2023

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