Here's a challenge for you, for every time Leo says the word Fabulous or Fabulousness eat or drink something sour or salty!
Leo: Hello. if you are here then you probably want to know how to be Fabulous. Such as me. So today I will be using the least fabulous person I know. Quill!
Quill: oh mah gwad. You jack ass .-.
Leo: You will probably just need a few of these cause I bet my fabulousness on it that you probably are already flawlessly FABULOUS.
Quill: *facepalm*
Leo: step one. Grab a bucket of glitter. Go on quill, hurry up and do it!
Quill: Im only here cause I'm avoiding Arthur. *grabs bucket of glitter*
Leo: Okay now throw it out cause glitter was so last 2002, its not fabulous anymore.
Quill: *throws glitter and lands on Aries* ARIES I AM SO SORRY!
Aries: *storms over to Leo* *punches
eye*
Leo is currently out of the area!
Quill: Did you finally wake up almighty king of fabulous?
Leo: Duh. Don't ask stupid! Questions like that! Now put make-up on to cover this black eye that Aries gave me!
Quill: *applies make up on Leo* +mumbles+ i hope lord doitsu will smite you.
Leo: ???
Quill: *Smiles* nothing~
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Leo: Okay! So each Zodiac has a special talent that they are fabulous at. Quill and the the reader will learn from them!
Quill: Okay so who do we start with?
Leo: With Aries! He is the master at 'anger' so go practice with him!
Aries: master of anger?! WHY YOU LITTLE! *strangles Leo*
Leo; GAHHHHH
Quill: Uh-huh! *takes down notes and nods head*
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Leo: Ehem! Back on subject, you and Quill shall now train on how to eat Like taurus!
Quill: Ehhhh, I need to watch my weight though.....
Leo: *puts finger on lips* SSHHHHH ARTHUR WILL NEVER KNOW.
Quill: *Smack finger from lips* YOU IDIOT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! AND IM NOT WATCHING MYSELF BECAUSE I WANT TO LOOK GOOD FOR HIM!
Leo: Wow, you sure learned a lot from Aries!
Quill: WHA-?
Taurus: You guys called for me?
Quill: Yes, Leo wants me to learn how to eat like you....
Taurus: Thats easy! Just eat like you normally do and you'll be fine! *walks away with a smirk*
Quill: Whats that supposed to mean?!
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Leo: *blushes*Okay! Next is Gemini on how to be a prankster!
Gemini: Okay, Quill! *whispers in ear* remember this is just for beginners! You'll get better later on!
Quill: Okay!
Leo: Okay try me!
Quill: Do you like Sweet Honey Ice Tea?
Leo: Yes, I love it! I have tons of it at home! But what does this have to do with being fabulous at pranking?
Gemini: *laughs* I'll be sure to give you some whenever I finish eating beans!
Leo: Huh?
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Leo: Now Cancer! Cancer teach Quill how to have a emotion!
Cancer: Okay!
Quill: Eh?
Cancer: So imagine you're mother just died, you dont have money to pay rent, and you just got fired!
Quill: I feel sad.
Cancer: *BURSTS OUT CRYING* WAHH! What am I going to do?!
Quill: This is just a scenario! *pats cancer* Okay, buddy?
Cancer: *moist eyes* Y-you sure?
Quill: Yeah buddy, remember? Mark covers all the expenses!
Cancer: O-okay!
Leo: *facepalm*
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Leo: Okay! So to be as fabulous as me, you need to be charming and a leader! I am the leader of the zodiac after all!
Quill: wha?
Leo: *grabs Quill's hand* *serious voice* Don't worry. I will lead us through everything. The shit that they throw at us doesn't mean anything!
Quill: *blushes* E-e-h?
Leo: Good right? Did ya take notes?
Quill: Uhm! HOW DO YOU TURN ALL SERIOUS LIKE THAT?!
Leo: Geez I thought you were taking notes!
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Virgo: No.
Leo: Please?
Virgo: Fine.
Virgo: *clenches teeth* To be smart you have to be.....
Leo: *looks at virgo expectantly*
Virgo: You have to be born with it! SO SUCKS TO BE YOU LEO! *runs off*
Leo: ◕︵◕
Quill: *laughs ass of*
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Leo: *blushes* Uhm... How to socialize like Libra....
Libra: Quill is fine as it is! She is an ambivert! So leave her alone! And readers... You're perfect to!
Leo: right...*walks away*
Quill: 0-0 odd....
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Leo: How to be as seductive as a Scorpio! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *insert eyebrow wiggle*
Scorpio: *twirls Quill around* You know, that outfit looks adorable on you, but.... *leans in and whispers in ear* It would look better... Off.
Quill: *blushes* AHHH,
Scorpio: Don't worry Quill, I know you aren't a lesbian, and besides I have a boyfriend! *walks away*
Leo: *smirks*
Quill: Tch! *writes down notes*
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Leo: How to be a fabulous photographer like Sagittarius
Sagittarius: First you act a bit shy, and then you look at your camera and hint it towards them, and then voila you have your picture!
Quill: Okay! Leo! P-p-picture? *looks down at camera*
Leo: Awh, alright!
Quill: H-hold still! *takes picture*
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Capricorn: I know what you're going to ask, so, just set a mind goal for yourself, and push, push, and push. And when everything seems hard, just remember youre mind set. Well later! *walks of*
Quill: ALRIGHT!
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Leo: aquarius! Please. Just show her how to be Fabulously Stubborn.
Aquarius: No.
Leo: B-but.
Aquarius: No.
Leo: WHY?!
Aquarius: Because no.
Quill: Thanks Aquarius! You sure taught me a lot. How to say no to leo!
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Pisces: zzzz.
Leo: Awh, too bad she's sleeping!
Pisces: *pulls Quill onto bed* to... Sleep 'fabulously'... Just.... *yawns* sleep.
Quill: Fine by me! *sleeps* zzzz
Leo: COUNT ME IN! *sleeps with them on bed*
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Hey guys did you like this little sort of skit thingy? Hope so! Sorry If it was too long for your liking! Well anyhow Love ya~!
💋✌🏼️~jaa ne~✌🏼💋