Mom- He's got a panda pet! That's adorbs! He needs to cut his hair. He looks like a girl, especially with a panda... And those knee socks. Anyway, he looks adventurous. Like he likes to take hikes and climb mountains. He's a hippie! A Chinese hippie.
Dad- She looks American. Where's the racist eyes? (Me- it's a boy...) He's a sissy boy.
Grandma- Michael Jackson wannabe.