Mom- AMERICA!!! Eric Vale! (My mom knows him from college) (Me- Yep. Any comments?) He's got a hamburger. He's winking. He looks like a pretty friendly, likable guy. But he's also really hungry, he's probably going to be pretty fat in twenty years.
Dad- He's happy! And successful! (Me- Anything else? Come on, it's America. You live here.) ...party
Grandma-...looks like Donald Trump, running for president. Or a bad car salesman. Wouldn't trust a word he said.