Zodiac Fun!

By smultronstalle

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Astrology is my strength, so here is a book for y'all! Highest rank so far: #377 in Random!! ** Some may be c... More

Introduction
How to Summon the Signs
The Signs as Types of Weather
How to Prepare for the Mercury Retrograde
Most to Least Likely to Have the Hardest Time Saying "I love you"
The Signs
The Signs - Most Compatible
Confessions of The Signs
~Scorpio, Aries, Taurus~
"I want to ___ my crush"
~ Signs as Taylor Swift Songs ~
~ A scene ~
The Most Endearing and Annoying Things About the Signs
The Signs as Royalty
Element Compatibility
The Signs as Witches
The Signs Replying to "Do You Know the Answer?"
Introvert or Extrovert?
The Signs - "Do You Know Me?"
~ TBH: Tests ~
Reaction of the Signs When They Get a Surprise Exam
~ The "Can Read You Like A Book" Squad ~
~ The Signs and Their Crushes ~
~ My Opinion on the Signs ~
Planets in Astrology - How they describe you
The Signs - School Fashion Show
The Signs When Someone Doesn't Say "Please" or "Thank You"
The Signs as Norse Mythology
~ The Signs as My Phrases ~
The Signs - Texting and Talking
The Signs as Cute Autumn Things
Cherry Blossoms
A/N
The Best Dressed Squad
The Signs as KPOP Boy Groups
Fun Fact! - Aries
Fun Fact! - Taurus
Fun Fact! - Gemini
Fun Fact! - Cancer
Fun Fact! - Leo
Fun Fact! - Virgo
Fun Fact! - Libra
Fun Fact! - Scorpio
Fun Fact! - Sagittarius
Fun Fact! - Capricorn
Fun Fact! - Aquarius
Fun Fact! - Pisces
The Signs - Hate or Love?
~ The Signs as Types of ME ~
the signs when drunk
~ "Hard to change their mind" squad ~
Zodiac Power Couples
Masters of the Silent Treatment
Doesn't need someone to build them because they do it themselves
Cute or Mean?
Astronomical Asks
How to love the signs
What Kind of Hero Are You?
The Odd Questions :D
~ Pets for the Signs ~
Weapons for the signs
Most to Least Likely to Fall in Love Fast
Facts about the Signs you might not have guessed
MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO UNINTENTIONALLY OFFEND YOU
~ Most to Least Likely to Read a LOT of Books ~
Did you know...
Satan
Sweet Things About the Signs
Rules around the Signs
~ Signs as Sport ~
~ Signs AND Sport ~
THE SIGNS AS TUMBLR QUOTES
"I forgot my lunch at home"
SASSY VS SARCASTIC
A/N
The Signs when Angry
The Signs Making COOKIES!
Squad #1
A little note :)
Underrated Shakespeare Quotes for the Signs
Eggs -- Oops..?
Fairly local
"DANGER! DO NOT ENTER!"
THE SIGNS AS LITTLE KIDS AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY:
Bad feelings of the moon signs
THE SIGNS BEING ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
WHAT THE SIGNS ARE DOING ON THE 1ST OF NOVEMBER
~ Signs as colours ~
~ Squad #2 ~
Words you can make out of the Signs' name.
Zodiac signs listening to music in the car
~ My zodiac ships that go against the astrology law ~
Bucket Lists
Signs when camping
Signs when buying concert tickets
~ The signs at a mall ~
WOWOWOW
TERRIBLY IMPORTANT - SPREAD THE NEWS!!!
NOTE :P
~ How the signs would say "I love you" ~
<< LOVING A ______ IS LIKE: >>
<< BRAIN VS HEART >>
<< THE SIGNS AND SAFETY >>
<< SPERM VS EGG >>
<< ALL YOU HAD TO WAS STAY >>
~ The signs' usual thoughts ~
Why people just can't get enough of your sign
~ What I think of the elements and the signs ~
(Mis)spelling the zodiac signs
Orphan Black Characters for the Zodiac Signs
Characters: Horror movie
ZODIAC CHATS! #1
ZODIAC CHATS! #2 - ARIES AND TAURUS
ZODIAC CHATS! #3 - CAPRICORN AND GEMINI
ZODIAC CHATS! #4 - SCORPIO AND LIBRA
The signs as annoying friends
~ The signs ~
Best Artists of our decade ;)
~ How the signs react when scared ~
WOW HEY THERE
thank you xx
HELLLOOO EVERYONE

~ Signs as Food ~

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By smultronstalle

Okay, so this one is one that I made up myself. It might be incorrect but whatever. Oh and the two '~' means that I created the thing myself. BTW this is my first time making this stuff, so plz don't hurt meh.

I made this myself, so please give creds for my hard work or else I'll find you and kill you.

Thanks :)

Remember: I said "Signs AS Food", not "Signs' FAVOURITE Foods".

Aries: Tacos - They are hard on the outside but they will be soft when you are in a relationship with them. They will do anything to impress and satisfy you, even killing themselves for you.

Taurus: Chocolate Truffles - Taureans are soft and nice on the outside but when you frustrate them, the nuts or raisins (aka the hard bits) will come at you. Be absolutely careful when dealing with them.

Gemini: Popping Candy - Very jumpy and cheerful. They are very energetic and can be very devious (the popping candy can make your tongue bleed).

Cancer: Ice Cream (without the cone; they need someone to support them) - Cancers are very nice and love cuddles! Ice cream is addicting and so are Cancers, you literally just cry an ocean when you lose their support and them. They are usually considered vulnerable and always need someone to be there for them.

Leo: Cupcakes - They look fabulous but are expensive (most of the time). They are nice people when you are friends with them, but they usually don't talk to other people and act sassy around everyone. When they have a crush, they end up being with their crush anyway.

Virgo: Yoghurt - Virgos are perfectionists. They like to have everything organised and cleaned out. They can be soft but when you cross their line, danger is coming.Yoghurt is really good for digestion so it's healthy and perfect. Though they can be a little picky, you have to deal with them to become the best.

Libra: Pizza - Libras are just beautiful and like, you don't even know what to say. They are said to be the one who balances out things. Pizzas are delicious and Libras are too (lmao, what am I writing). Sometimes, they can be indecisive with-- Make that "very indecisive with eVERYTHING FROM CLOThES TO FOOD TO PEOPLe"

Scorpio: Cherries - Mysterious?  When you get to know them, they can be mischievous and fun to be around.

Sagittarius: Doughnuts - They are full of energy and hate sitting down. They usually envy people and can become obsessive. They are the cool but kind of silent kids. They like to get ahead of things and end up being indecisive with what they are doing.

Capricorn: Cheese - Capricorns are fun to be around and are usually very smart. They are also energetic. They can be angered really easily so watch out!

Aquarius: Lollipops - Aquarians are sometimes hard to read, and that usually frustrates people. They are one of the most unique people you have ever met and they like being the class clown. Sometimes, stupid people frustrate them. There isn't much to talk about.

Pisces: Marshmallows - Nice, kind and peaceful. They are like Cancers but probably more normal and not as emotional. They love to talk and will hug anyone when it comes to having something in common. When you cross their line, it is most likely they will become a little angry and stop being your friend.

WOO! That took a lonngggg time. If something is incorrect, I'm sorry. But these are for the REALLY typical signs. If you can't relate, probs your other signs fix your personality.



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