FACEBOOK CHATS ≫ THE VAMPIRE...

By damonisdaddy

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a random collection of fictional chats between the wonderful characters of the vampire diaries. β† may conta... More

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SPARKLEZ
EVERYONE LIKES STEFAN MORE
BUNNIES
WITCH BITCH
PLOT TWIST
OLDER MEN
OTP
BURN BABY BURN
HISTORY TEACHER
ASSHOLE=TYLERLOCKWOOD
PMS AND CHOCOLATE
STUPID BLONDE
HELP
NAIL
WHICH SHIP!?
ELIJAHS FIRST..
FUCK
EYES
YOU IS ME
BAMON
MILF
KAI FUCKING PARKER
FOR A FRIEND BITCHES
BIEBZ
HALLOWEEN
MATH
OOPS YA FUCKIN IDIOT
69 PEOPLE
BIEBZ #2
RUE
KLAUS IS DADDY
BROTHER
#BONKAI AND ELENA IS STUPID
RIP DAMON SALVAWHORE
BACK AGAIN
JACOB SARTORIOUS
FINALS AND FUCKS
SUGAR DADDY AND UP ARROWS
POKÉMON GO AND SUMMARIES
STALKERS AND MORE UP ARROWS
DEREK HALE AND DECAPITATION
FIGHTS AND ART SCHOOL
SCOOTIE MCCUTIEEEEE
A/N
DABS AND CRINGE
NOT JUST A GIRL

WHORE HAHA

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Elena Gilbert updated her status: Throwback to me and Matt and when he stole my V-Card!!

Matt: ......

Caroline: OMG I remember when you told me every detail!

Damon: EW CAROLINE

Bonnie: Seriously ew why would you post this?

Damon: Who says V-Card?

Elena: Mona from pll! DUH.

Bonnie: Seriously why are you my friend.

Stefan: Wait hold up! I didn't take your virginity!

Elena: No.....

Stefan: I thought I did! You were so bad in bed I thought you were new !

Matt: HAHAHA IKR DUDE SHE SUCKS!!!

Damon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TRUE THAT!

Stefan: wait Damon how would you know?

Damon: ......

Damon Salvawhore blocked Stefan Salvatore and Matt Donovan.

Elena: hehe sorry boys!

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