Wrong Number l.t

By tumblr_lemon

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ME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit. MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter. ME: Mom you... More

Wrong Number
O.M.G
L.O.L
T.T.Y.L
I.D.K
J.K
W.T.F
F.Y.I
G.T.G
L.Y.T
W.T.H
I.L.Y
O.M.F.G
G.F
K.M.N
S.O.L
F.M.L
Y.O.L.O
*Not a Chapter But Important*
J.B.H
M.F.P.O.T.Y
S.O.L
*mini celebration for me*
A.F
*mini party for me*
I.K.R
*mini celebration for me*
S.T.F.U
*not a chapter but a joke if you get it*
P.B.P
Goal One
SEQUEL??? DUH DUH DUHHH
wrong number 2
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B.R.B

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By tumblr_lemon

Me: i hate gym louis

Me: plz help

Me: people must think im so lazy. im texting while jogging

Louser: i love soccer

Louser: your too far away :(

Louser: and yes you are lazy

Me: you are my new google

Google: wut

Google: i dont understand

Me: cuz you answer all my questions

Me: get it

Me: ahaha

Google: the first thing im doing when i see you is teach you better jokes

Me: i feel discouraged

Me: like, what if i wanted to be a comedian

Me: you would of crushed my dreams like a grape

Dream Crusher: well if you did want to be a comedian...

Dream Crusher: i would be more like a super hero

Me: wut how

Dream Crusher: i would have saved you a lot of embarrassment

Me: *stands up and slowly claps*

Me: *stops clapping*

Me: *slaps you with feather*

Sass Master: why a feather tho

Me: *flips you off*

Sass Master: *slaps you with a bird*

Me: *slaps you with big bird*

Sass Master: *slaps you with bigger bird*

Me: i wouldve never guessed this

Sass Master: guessed wut

Me: you never really know when you have to steal big bird from sesame street to slap someone

Sass Master: word.



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