Dad : can you get me a drink
Kid : cola or Pepsi
Dad : cold
Kid : normal or dietary
Dad : normal
Kid : bottle or can
Dad : bottle
Kid : 1l or 0.5l
Dad : screw it just give me water
Kid : normal or carbonated
Dad : NORMAL
kid : warm or cold
Dad : get out !
Kid : now or later
Dad : I'm going to kill you
Kid : knife or gun
Dad : gun !
Kid : in the head or body
Dad : fuck you