Triki, Traka - The Rant Book

By lePennyKing

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Why rant? Oh, that's right. Because I CAN. ~ Disclaimer: The content in this book is intended solely to enter... More

Miley and Nicki
Uggghhhh...gs (Uggs)
Going to Class
Sitting next to that guy who...
Trump
Moms Find EVERYTHING
Feminist Art Online
Why the idiot crossed the road
Announcement #1: Introducing "Spot On Rants"
Nagging
F*ck America - Ahmed Mohamed 9/16/15
Rap in Pop Songs
Spot On Rant #1: Glasses
Group Projects
Wattpad Rant #2: Forced Sign Up
Guys Who Can't Make Plans
Being Healthy vs. Chocolate
Angry Birds Movie
Procrastination

Wattpad Rant #1: Basic Write Girl

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By lePennyKing

*random fan finishes reading chapter*

"OMG! I wonder who Maria will choose? Alejandro or Jose?? I can't wait to see what happens!"

*goes to next chapter*


AUTHOR'S NOTE

so guys. i need a huge favor.

can you go read my new book "My English Boyfriend Suddenly Knows Spanish" plz? i need feedback because i'm not sure if my writing is any good and i might cry if no one comments even though i have over 200k reads on this book and a lot of comments already saying my writing is, in fact, good. but i decided to post a new story to test ur loyalty anyway.

first person to write a full paragraph comment about how awesome my writing is for "My English Boyfriend Suddenly Knows Spanish" will get a character in this book.

ok thx! ily guys soooo much! xoxo

- author123

~

The parts in italics are somewhat verbatim to what an author, who shall remain nameless, actually wrote in their book, whose title shall also remain nameless. The bold parts are my inserts.

You may think I'm making this up. Sadly I'm writing this rant because I saw this just this morning.

Honestly? I think it's vile.

Using the success of one book to promote another book isn't bad. In fact, I think it's very smart. BUT there is a proper way to do it. And using an author's note JUST to talk about your other book smack dab in the middle of a story IS NOT THE PROPER WAY.

But more than that, trying to make your fans feel bad by saying you'll cry if they don't read your book? Stop. Just stop. That is a noob move to pull.

Oh, and bribing readers for comments?

Just get off the internet.

~

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