Harriett: Hola peoples!
Jade: Hi loves!
Harriett: I'm Harriett Webb,
Jade: I'm Jade Ramsay,
Harriett+Jade: And we're here with One Direction! *Harriett presses a button that causes applause*
Niall: How did you do that?
Harriett: I'm magical.
Niall: Wow...
Jade: That's not the point of the chat Niall and Hazzie.
Niall: Hazzie?
Harry: What is the point of the chat then?
Harriett: *announcer voice* The point, Hazza, is that Lia is upset and we want to cheer her up by being the random mofo's we are!
Liam: Aww what's the matter with Lia?
Jade: The matter with Lia Lili, is guy drama.
Boys: Oohh.
Jade+Harriett: Yeah. *nod*
Jade: But this is to diverge away from that. We are here to make her happy!
Liam: Aw how sweet!
Harriett: SWEETS?!
Louis: Is she alright?
Jade: Uhm, no..
Harry: What's going on?
Jade: Well you see we have been watching videos on youtube about this guy named Dan. And he loves Maltesers and she has been running around trying to find them.
Niall: Oh...
Harriett: DAN WILL NEVER LOVE ME IF I DON'T FIND MALTESERS!!!
Jade: Hazzie! Remember we are supposed to be cheering up Lia?
Harriett: Oh... Right. Sorry Jadiepoo. Well anyway, I HEAR YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY WORKING FOR THE NEW ALBUM TO BE OUT AT CHRISTMAS!?
Liam: Yeah. It should be great. We think you guys are gonna love it.
Louis: Well obviously. They would love it even if it sounded like crap.
Jade: Ahh, so the sassmaster is back? ;)
Louis: Of course. I never left.
Harriett: So Niall what's up with you and this 'Monica'?
Jade: Wait. What?
Niall: Ahhh... Haha ya see-
Jade: Who is Monica?
Harriett: Shouldn't have asked that...
Jade: *stern voice* I repeat. Who is Monica?
Harriett: So! Cheering up Lia time-
Jade: WHO IS MONICA?!
Harriett: I WILL TELL YOU LATER!
Jade: Fine! But I'm holding you to it.
Harriett: Okay! Anywhozzile,
Zayn: Anywhozzile?
Harriett: We have some special guests joining us today!
Jade+The boys: Who?
Harriett: Ladies and gentleman, please welcome. Marianas Trench!
Jade: *fangirling* OMG you got them here?!?!
Boys: Who's Marianas Trench?
*MTrench walks in*
Harriett+Jade: *trying not to fangirl* Hey guys!
Josh: Hey girls! One Direction.
Niall: *points to Josh* He's the guy I found Jade singing with during the last chat!
Matt: *whispers to Harriett* What is he talking about?
Harriett: *whispers back* I honestly have no idea. But I have a feeling we should find out soon enough.
Jade: *blushing* What are you talking about Nialler?
Niall: You know! Before we went to Fudgeland!
Harriett: Ah so I see you went into the Land of Jade's Daydreams huh Niall?
Niall: Yeah.
Harriett: Always a fun time! *hi-fives Niall*
Josh: I am so confused.
Boys (Besides Niall): Same.
Jade: Hahaha, let's not dwell. Josh is here and he is- oh boy, he is so handsome. *insert drooling face with heart eyes*
Josh: Haha, thank you. ;)
Jade: Oh he winked at me. He winked. I can't breathe.
Niall: *arms crossed, and pouting*
Josh: Is he alright?
Jade: Who? *asks dreamily*
Josh: Uhm... Oh yeah his names right up there. Niall.
Niall: *rolls eyes*
Jade: *jealous* I don't know. But he should be fine. Cause he has 'Monica'. Ya think he would tell me.
Josh: Oh, he's your ex huh?
Jade: *Josh's weatherman laugh* No. XD
Niall: *frowns*
Harriett+Louis: SHIT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN!
Liam: Language!
Harriett: YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME LIAM! DAN WHERE ARE YOU?!?! *runs off*
Zayn: And this chat has gone to the dogs yet again...
Harry+Matt: HARRIETT WAIT UP! *run after Harriett*
Mike: Well this is awkward...
Ian: *turns to Liam* Does this happen often?
Liam: Every chat. Even if Harriett isn't here to bounce off of Jade's craziness and vice versa.
Jade: Hey! *crosses arms**pouts*
*le five minutes later*
Josh: We've been in this awkward silence for the past five fucking minutes, and what is everybody doing? Mike's on his Blackberry. Ian's on his Blackberry. I'm fuckin around on my *two-second pause* Blackberry.
Jade: *laughs*
Niall: *rolls his eyes*
Harriett: We couldn't find Dan, but we did run into Ed Sheeran! *jazz hands towards Ed while he walks in the room*
Jade: HAZZIE! *runs over and pulls Harriett into a hug*
Harriett: JADEIPOO! *hugs back*
Ed: Hey lads! Other people I haven't met yet.
1D: Hey Ed!
MTrench: Nice to meet you.
Ed: Nice to meet you too.
Jade: Ed, meet Mike, Ian, Josh, and Matt. Mike, Ian, Josh, and Matt, meet Ed Sheeran.
Harriett: Now that everybody's introduced to one another, what do we do now?
Jade: How's about a game of Truth or Dare?
Harriett: *sings* 1 2 3 DO YOU SE WHAT I DO?!
Jade: *joins in* TRUTH OR DARE YES I DOUBLE DARE YA!
Harriett: YOU, YOU, ME!! NOW I THINK I GOT IT!
Jade: ONE LAST BREATH AND JUST SPIN THE BOTTLE NOW!
Josh: Was that really necessary?
Jade+Harriett: Yes. Yes it was.
Ed: What was that song?
Jade+Harriett: Truth or Dare by Marianas Trench. Duh!
Jade: Some people.
Harriett: Pfft I know right? Okay so, NIALL TRUTH OR DARE?!
Niall: Ahh.. I don't wanna play.
Josh: Come on. It's just a game. ;)
Niall: Okay. I understand why she was so blown away by the wink. Uhhh... Truth.
Harriett: Is it true you got jealous when you saw Jade in her imagination singing with Josh?
Niall: I use a chicken!
Louis: NIALL ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Josh: Wait. What?
Jade: NOT IMPORTANT JOSH.
Josh: I just met you today.
Jade: Ahh it's nothing, Josh seriously. *whispers to Harriett* this is so embarrassing!
Harriett: *whispers to Jade* this is gonna help me figure out if he likes you!
Jade: Okay.... But I like Dan.
Louis: JADE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERYONE.
Jade: I DO NOT LOUIS!
Ed: Wow this is hectic.
Liam: Yeah. Get used to it...
Zayn: I thought this was about Lia?
Ed: Who's Lia?
Jade: LIA IS THE MOST AWESOME BEST FRIEND EVER!
Harriett: HELL YEAH!
Jade: Wait... Hazzie, where are Matt and Harry?
Harriett: Oh no....
Liam: Harriett, where are Matt and Harry?
Harriett: Did they walk in with me?
Everybody: No...
Harriett: OH SHOOT! *runs outside*
*everybody follows her*
*le outside*
Harry: And so that's how Harriett met us. How did you meet her?
Matt: Well me Josh, Mike, and Ian were going to 604 Records to go talk to our manager about something. When we got there, he told us that Harriett would be taking us somewhere so that she could do something to make her feel better.
Harry: So that's how you guys got here!
Matt: Exactly.
Harriett: MATT! HARRY! *runs up with everyone*
Harry: What's with all the running?
Harriett: We *gasp* didn't see you two *gasp* in the room so *gasp* we were worried.
Matt: Well everything's going fine. We were just discussing how we both met Harriett.
Harriett: *blushes*
Everyone but Harriett, Matt, and Harry: Awww!
Ed: Well lets go back inside.
*le 10 minutes after everyone's inside*
Ed: So Lia has a celebrity crush on me and that's why you wanted me to be here?
Jade+Harriett: Pretty much yeah.
Josh: Well this was a nice and experience and I hope we helped cheer Lia up. And now, *turns to Niall* are we on good terms? *holds hand out to Niall*
*everyone else holds breath*
Niall: *looks at Josh's hand for a second**sighs* Yeah, we're on good terms. *smiles and shakes Josh's hand*
Harriett: SUCCESS!
Niall+Josh: *confused* What?
Harriett: Anywho,
Zayn: Why does she always say that?!
Harriett: Latre peoples!
Jade: Bye loves!
Harriett+Jade: And last but obviously not least...
Everyone: Hope you feel better Lia!
Dan: *walks into room* I heard I was wanted in here?
Harriett+Jade: Really?!
DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNN!
Well Lia, we may not be the most sensitive, but we hope we can make you laugh and keep you happy. And I hope this worked cause we spen like two hours on it. And omg what a way to end it Hazzie.
LOVE YOU LIBEAR!! Xxoo
~Loners together Friends forever. <3
Harriett, Lia, and Jade<3