A/N: prepare for cussing and sexual content.
Percy: hibcihbdechibp
Percy: Uodwcnwceiunuiwndc
Percy: Swinish wise
Percy: Lewdonwedjonwouedn
Percy: Lonesome double
Percy: Wxsnonjqwojqnxnjoxqs
Percy: Six
Percy: Dwehojqojhds
Percy: Ksqxlkqxbuqeduideinudweindooiomlm
Rose :3 : STOP FUCKING SPAMMING ME IM LAGGING
Percy: UHM WAT
Kaylee: She's playing Survival Games on Minecraft and with all the text messages, her game is slowing down
Annabeth: are you sure you're not a daughter of Athena
Kaylee: yeah
Annabeth: are you sure
Kaylee: yeah
Annabeth: ARE YOU SURE
Kali <3 : STFU SHE'S SURE ALREADY GO AWAY
Percy: I was trying to get Nico's attention in the beginning :/
BOY ON FIAHH: Uhm WAT
Percy: I said Nico -.-
BOY ON FIAHH: It's Nico on Leo's account
PIPER <3: hey Leo, can I ask you something
BOY ON FIAHH: yeah what?
PIPER <3: why are you so gullible?
BOY IN FIAHH: UHM WAT IM NICOOOOO
Percy: NICO
Nico: WAT
Percy: YOU HAVE A HOT SISTER
Annabeth: I WILL FUCKING RIP YOU HEAD OFF SEAWEED BRAIN
Mavis <3: Hi.
Nico: Hey sis.
BOY ON FIAHH: I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IN A BIKINI
Mavis <3: O.o
PIPER <3: Bikini shots are demeaning.
Mavis <3: Amen.
~new chat~
Rose :3 : done playing Minecraft for now, so let's rap!
Rose :3 : May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Percy: We're gonna have a problem here..
Kali <3: Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture
Hazel: Ahh!
Kaylee: It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
Hazel: Haha!
BOY ON FIAHH: Feminist women love Leo
PIPER <3: -.-
BOY ON FIAHH: Eminem.
Rose :3 : Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Mavis <3: Why are we rapping The Real Slim Shady?
Annabeth: Just go with it. Rose started, therefore we all join or she'll blast us with lightning.
Rose :3 : True. Very true.
Mavis <3: I challenge you to a duel, Zeus on Hades.
Hades: YOU GO MAV!
Mavis <3: UHM.
Zeus: Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
Jason ;) : Dad...
THALS: Why the fuck are you rapping...
Zeus: BECAUSE I AM BITCHES
Zeus: STEP ASIDE THE MASTER IS HERE
Everyone: O_o
Zeus: And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
THALS: "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
Octavian: SLURP
Everyone: DAFUQ?
Nico: But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
Reyna <33333: EWWWW
Annabeth: But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
PIPER <3: 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Rachelllll: 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
~ATHENA~: Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
Annabeth: Mom, since when do you rap and swear?
~ATHENA~: I've been around forever, Annabeth. This is modern.
FRANKOI: "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
BOY ON FIAHH: You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
Reyna: AHHH!
Percy: I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
Kali <3: Bzzzt
Mavis <3: And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Hazel: 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
PIPER <3: I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
Eminem: I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it
Octavian: ERRR
Eminem: I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
Annabeth: Why is Eminem in the chat?
BOY ON FIAHH: OMG AUTOGRAPH
Eminem: no. .-. I joined because you guys were rapping my song. But bye.
Eminem HAS LEFT THE CHAT.
BOY ON FIAHH: no *dies*
Rose :3 : Okay moving on.
Jason ;) : It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
Rachellll: He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
Or in the parkin lot, circling
Nico: Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
PIPER <3: So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
Reyna: And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Mavis <3: 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Kali <3: 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
FRANKOI: 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Percy: 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Rose :3 : Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
Kali <3: That. Was. Freaking. Awesome.
Kaylee: OMH I know.
~Everyone has left the chat but Octavian~
Octavian: I'LL RAP ALONE!
Octavian: Whats goin on in your parents bedroom!
Octavian: lol nah.