Would just like to say before I start, obviously this is all fictional, and none of this happened, and I really wish some of it did. It will be largely Beatles/ Monkees, but you know me, I like to branch out so yeah. Enjoy! Xx
Paul:
Hi!
John:
Hi.
Um Paul, I have some good news!
Paul:
Ooh really?
Did the post come?
I bought one of those Beatles calendars.
John:
What?
Paul:
It DID come!?
John:
No.
Me and Yoko broke up.
Paul:
You DID!?
JOHN THAT'S AMAZING!!
Wait.
John:
What?
Paul:
Does this mean I have a shot?
John:
With Yoko?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
NO.
Paul:
Yeah, that's what I meant... Yoko...
Aww that's a shame...
OK well...
I have to go feed Martha, bye.
Paul has left the chatroom.
John:
Oh, fine.
John has left the chatroom.
Ringo and George turn off invisibility.
George:
No way did you see that!?
Ringo:
I know, I thought Paul hated Yoko!
George:
Ringo, are you serious?
I can't even-
._.
George has left the chatroom.
Ringo:
Oh.
OH.
GEORGE I GET IT.
PAUL LOVES JOHN.
GEORGE COME BACK.
Oh.
Ringo has left the chatroom.