Erini: so I never asked you
Erini: what's your name?
Mystery man: calum :)
Erini: hello, calum
Calum: hi Erini
Calum: how is your name pronounced??
Erini: ee ree knee
Calum: Erini
Calum: that's really pretty
Erini: ur really pretty
Calum: thanks
Calum: all my friends say I look like a puppy
Erini: plS i love puppies
Calum: ME!!! TOO!!!!
Calum: one of the guys I'm on holiday with has a dog
Calum: wanna see??
Erini: u bet ur sweet ass i do
Calum: [picture attached]
Erini: hOLY SHIT BALLS HE'S CUTE
Calum: ikr, such a cute little puppy
Erini: i meant the boy but ok sure
Calum: boy
Calum: which boy
Calum: there's two boys
Erini: the blonde
Erini: I think his name is Luke???
Calum: how tf do u know what his name is
Erini: ur that guy from 5sos i'm not dumb
Calum: how do u know I'm not catfishing u
Erini: it says sent from camera
Erini: not gallery
Calum: oh
Calum: so ur not fangirling
Calum: whys that
Erini: idk I'm more of a casual fan
Erini: don't get me wrong, I am so in shock that I'm texting you
Erini: but I have self control
Erini: ur just another person
Erini: the only difference between us is that you have talent nd I don't lmao
Calum: I'm so glad you said that
Calum: oh man
Calum: that was a relief
Erini: BRUH HAVE U HEARD BADLANDS
Calum: bRUH I HAVE NOT
Calum: michael has tho
Erini: cute one with the lips and the denim jacket?
Calum: we all have lips, but yes
Erini: give him ur phone i need to speak w an expert
Calum: fine w/e
temporarily michael: balls
Erini: hELLO MICHAEL YES
Erini: B
Erini: A
Erini: D
Erini: L
Erini: A
michael: pls stop
Erini: N
Erini: D
Erini: S
Erini: !!!!!!!111111111,,,,,,,!!!! 1111!
michael: is a very good album
eriNO: whats ur fave
michael: uh idk hold me down
eriNO: bc of how she grinds to it live????
michael: what no lol
michael: its a good song
eriNO: mmhm
michael: ok maybe a lil
michael: but it is a good song
michael: wbu
eriNO: oH GOLLY GOSH
eriNO: i simply do not know
eriNO: CASTLE
eriNO: no coLORS
eriNO: noOOO!!!!
eriNO: idk
michael: same
michael: colors is a very well written song
eriNO: truuu
eriNO: i kinda prefer the live version
eriNO: like she revamped it for the album, nd i understand that, but it didn't need to be done
eriNO: ya feel
michael: yea i getcha
michael: why did calum send u that selfie
michael: they both look like they havent washed in five years
eriNO: u can't talk
eriNO: hygienically, ur clean, but u have this vibe about u which makes u seem like the type that needs a good scrub
michael: thank u
eriNO: don't get me wrong!!! i dig it 8)
eriNO: like damn
eriNO: lemme bathe w u
michael: no
michael: ur calums chick
eriNO: wait what i'm what
michael: he threw my phone at me
eriNO: i aint nobodies chick, bc i'm not some object for people to own
eriNO: that lil bitch
eriNO: i wILL CUT HIM
calum: pls calm down friend
eriNO: am sorry
eriNO: i have to go
eriNO: my arty farty interior design friend is here nd if i'm on my phone i'll be forced to eat my own hands
calum: oh, ok
calum: have fun
calum: i'll see u later
eriNO: thank u love u bye
calum: o
calum: love u too
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eriNO: YOU WERE RED
eriNO: AND U LIKED ME
eriNO: BC I WAS BLUE
calYUM: YOU TOUCHED ME
eriNO: AND SUDDENLY
calYUM: I WAS A LILAC SKY
eriNO: AND YOU DECIDED PURPLE
calYUM: JUST WASN'T FOR YOU
eriNO: ugh that bit kills me
calYUM: saME THO
calYUM: michaels playing it v loudly from his bunk nd everyones been too busy jamming to care
eriNO: i wonder what touring the world is like
calYUM: lonely
calYUM: even with my three best friends around me all the time
calYUM: it's desperately lonely
calYUM: i miss my family
calYUM: i miss being able to have a relationship
calYUM: the fanbase is so amazing, but it'll never make up for having hardly any time with my family
calYUM: don't get me wrong, i am so grateful, but it's the little things
calYUM: im complaining too much srry
eriNO: you're being honest with me
eriNO: i'll take that over any "wow i love it!!!!!!!!! don't even miss my family!!!!!!" bullshit any day
eriNO: and thank you for being honest with me :-)
calYUM: thank u for letting me be honest with you
eriNO: cal, u and ur band, when ur kinda close to me, do u think we could meet up or st?
calYUM: sure, maybe
calYUM: we don't have a lot of time off any time soon
calYUM: but once we've finished the tour i'll definitely come see you
eriNO: omg
eriNO: thank u
calYUM: it's no problem
calYUM: my mums busy with work when tour finishes
calYUM: might as well kill some time
eriNO: ((when does tour finish???))
calYUM: ((September 13th))
eriNO: thATS SIXTEEN DAYS
eriNO: hOLY POOP
calYUM: we can put it off for longer if u want
calYUM: no pressure
eriNO: September the 13th is fine
eriNO: just nervous, is all
calYUM: i'm nervous too!! what a coincidence!
calYUM: wanna fuck
calYUM: THAT WAS LUKE
eriNO: mmhm yea sure
calYUM: it was! luke is not to be trusted, he looks all innocent but he's pURE EVIL
eriNO: nah man
eriNO: i'd be scared to hug him too tight
eriNO: just in case he leaks strawberry jam
calYUM: did u just compare my friend to a jam donut
eriNO: yes
calYUM: u really are something
eriNO: thanks for noticing<3