zodiac signs

By lugxsi

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Introduction
Doing Homework
Top 5 Most Likley To Get Away With Murder
Top 5 Most Sociable
In Class
Band-aids
Always Misunderstood
Listens To Music All The Time
Lana Del Ray Songs
When Robbing A Bank
Shake It Off Lyrics
When Threatened
Lock Screen
Couch Potato
Over-thinkers
"I may seem nice but if you mess with me I'll cut you"
Really Likes Kids
Sky, Land, Or Sea
Current Hit Songs
Talking
Bad at insulting
At the Movies
When they wake up
When the wifi goes out
How they hug
How they spend their money
Being told what to do
Teachers
Bluntness
Dry Humor
1989 album songs
Fighting
As kids on a playground
"Telling me not to do this makes me want to do it more"
Repressed Emotions
Cheer captain vs. bleachers
Scrapbooking
Fake deep vs. Real deep
Feelings
Starts shit
Class vs. Sass
Most likley to fight you
Not as innocent as you think
Cares for animals more than humans
Well known songs
Nicest to meanest
What they buy at a store
Most to least likley to need a chill pill
What a Virgo would be arrested for
They seem quiet but are actually insane
Most used word
Literally doesn't care
Takes badass selfies
Makeup
5SOS songs
Around their crush
Texting
Spongebob Characters
When a Bee Flies Near Them
Nightmare or Daydream
Power Couples
Borrowing
Goans at puns
Charlie Charlie
Five Second Rule
I love you
Counts down with microwave
Best Hair
Stalking their crush
Losing their phone
Teenage mess
At a buffet
Taste dog food to see what its like
You could never love me as much as I love myself
A/N: CONTEST!
First Entry
Another Great Entry
More Entries
Judgement
In hell
Think before they act vs. act before they think
Homophobic
Reading a book
The signs as stupid quotes
Combos
Most to least likely to start a revolution
The signs as colors
Ranters
Superpowers
Types of pain
A/N
Signs as nuisances
When something goes right
At school
What the signs hate
The signs as Greek godesses
What they'd do if they saw a Ghost
Nerds, geeks, or dorks
A/N OMG CHAPTER 100
When they see a bug
Drama llama
When the world ends
The signs as animals
The signs as Michael Cliffords hair XD
Signs that would win an eating contest
Last words
Running
Hiding a body
Amazing world of gumball vs, teenage mutant ninja turtles
Eating spaghetti
When teacher leaves
The signs as catchphrases
Dont touch my last fry or ill kill u
Charachteristics
Sensitive to the needs of others
Top reliable
Sam & Cat vs. iCarly
Stuck in traffic
At the pool
After a horror movie
Harry Potter houses
Gemini F/Pisces M
Beauty, Grace, Punch you in the face
Thunder, lightning, or rain
Gatorade flavors
Why the signs didn't sleep
As mythical creatures
What they search on google
The signs as bad dance moves
A/N:FOLLOW
Markiplier vs. Pewdiepie
Dan or Phil
A/N: NEW ART BOOK
What they do on easter
Reading Fanfiction
Yellow traffic lights
Curses at inanimate objects
Most likley to die at the hunger games
Cutest things about the signs
"U can't do dat"
In a fight
A/N: STUPID WATTPAD GLITCH
Cover for seehumisawesome
A/N: FOLLOW
A/N: LOL NEW BOOK
A/N: IM MAD
I don't know if they want a fight or kiss
The signs as pinkprint songs
The signs as stars from the Bad Blood video
Falls asleep in the car squad
Signs as a family
Most likley to buy the cheap version of everything
Makes you mad because you got mad
Lol I shouldnt have done that haha
Chill squad
School or cool
Talk to me in the morning if you want to die
What career the signs would have
When their phone stops working
When their friend moves
Knocks on the wrong hotel door
Waves back at someome who wasn't waving at you
Early birds
A/N (and sorry for all the A/N)
A/N important
Writes a huge fanfic about them and their favorite band
Cute but deadly
The Lonliest are the kindest
The most damaged are the wisest
The saddest smile the brightest
Tries to secretly take a pic of their crush but the flash comes on
Top or bottom bunk bed
Low key badass
As Michael Clifford tweets
Death to all when woken up
Wow what a cutie
The signs as hoes
Borrows a pen and never gives it back
Never give up
Not gonna let you down
Awake at 1am taking personality quizes
Plans world domination
Reactions to basic bitches
Werewolf
WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY- wait never mind I have it
Holds a grudge for life
Loves The fault in our stars
The End (or is it?!)
Hai!!
I missed you guys!! (Plus the signs hearing noises at night)
WHO THE HELL TOUCHED MY- wait nevermind I got it haha
When they're mad at you

What they do when they get soap in their eyes

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Freaks the fuck out and the neighborhood becomes concerned: Gemini, Aquarius

Is calm on the outside but freaking out on the inside: cancer, Virgo, Libra

Swears at the soap: Scorpio, Aries, Capricorn

Cries: Pisces

Too boss for the soap: Sagittarius

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