Aries: finger prints on the screen
Taurus: hiccups
Gemini: broken Phone charger
Cancer: messy pizza sauce
Leo: wet sleeves
Virgo: pencil erasers that smudge everything
Libra: hitting your ankle with a scooter
Scorpio: bad packaging
Sagittarius: when a bag of chips (crisps in the UK) is mostly air.
Capricorn: having something to say and then forgetting it
Aquarius: being unable to find the beginning of a roll of tape
Pisces: putting pants on while your legs are wet.
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zodiac signs
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