Okay, this is script ish. Kaliboo RPed most of this out with me.
Percy: Nico... *glares*
Nico: *comes up* What?
Percy: go away before you rape her
Rose: frankly, I don't like porn *crosses arms like a badass*
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA *laughter*
Hazel: I do!
Everyone: *O.o face*
Nico: *shadowtravels away*
Kaylee: *blushes* moving on.
Nico: so. uhm. Leo, truth or dare?
Percy: OMG NICEO 5EVAH
Leo: SINCE WHEN HAS THE GREAT LEO VALDEZ EVER TURNED DOWN A CHANCE AT A DARE?!
...
truth.
No dare.
Nico: um okay. twerk on Buford.
Buford: YAY
Leo: *stares at Buford* UM
Percy: OH MY FREAKING TARTARUS I SHIP IT
Hazel: wait wut
Rachel: who wants to explain to her...
Piper: no one does. Give up already.
Leo: *twerks on Buford*
Hazel: AHHH OMFG SCARRED FOR LIFE DAD TAKE ME NOW
Frank: screw you Leo
Leo: go away Frank I'm busy
Reyna: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Rose: TWERK IT BABY! TWERK IT GURL!
Piper: oh Zeus. *covers eyes*
Kali: OH YEAH. WERK.
Buford: I AM ENJOYING THIS WHAT WHY
Leo: I just want to go die in a hole okay
Nico: okay you're done
Leo: um okay
Rose: finally WAIT WAT WHO SAID THAT
Leo: ROSE TRUTH OR DARE
Rose: firetruuuuuck dare I'm screwed
Leo: MUAHAHAHAHA I dare you to show everybody your white gurl krump.
Rose: UHM NO.
Piper: if you don't do it, you have to take an article of clothing off!
Rose: fuck. UHM.
Percy: make a wise decision Rose. *holds up videocamera*
Rose: fuck. you. Percy.
Annabeth: AJDHALFHAKSL DON'T TALK TO HIM LIKE DAAAT
Percy: sorry I gave her coffee and Red Bull mixed together.
Kali: you dumbass
Rose: *hides in corner*
Thalia: Kelp Head.
Leo: do the dare or take off an article of clothing
Rose: but I only have a shirt pants undies and bra
Nico: TOO MUCH INFORMATION MENTAL IMAGES ASDFGHJKL
Kaylee: Nico?
Nico: Yes DARLING BOO?
Kaylee: NO FLIPPING IMAGES YOU TRAITOR.
Piper: uhm.
Frank: UGH CAN WE GET THIS FLIPPING SHOW ON THE ROAD ALREADY?!
Annabeth: yeah!
Percy: YEAH!!! *evilly holds up videocamera*
Kali: GODS ROSE STAHP RUSHING ME GENIUS TAKES TIME
Everybody: wait wat
Rose: PERCY PUT THE GODDAMN VIDEO CAMERA AWAY OR I. WILL. HURT. YOU.
Leo: BE SCARED.
Percy: I AIN'T PUTTIN IT AWAY MAH CAMERA GURL. *snaps fingers in z formation* BONQUIQUI IS MY BAYBEE.
Jason: huh?
Annabeth: he named his videocamera Bonquiqui. Just don't ask. *sips coffee/red bull nonchalantly*
Rose: FUCK YOU ALL. *does dare* *dies in corner*
Leo: OMG THAT WAS PERF ROSE
Rose: I'm dead. Don't talk to me.
Percy: YUP GOING TO FACEBOOK.
Kali: but Rose... if you're dead, then you can't get revenge on anybody ;D
Rose: oh right I'm alive
Nico: oh.
Rose: PERCY NO. NONONONONONO. NICO SHADOW TRAVEL ME TO THE POSEIDON CABIN.
Nico: no.
Rose: fuck you. Kali, truth or dare.
Reyna: Oooh.
Rachel: Percy. Prepare the video camera.
Kali: Muahaha. Dare, bitchez
Percy: I GOTCHU
Rose: UHM NICO SHADOWTRAVEL KALI TO THE APHRODITE CABIN FIRST K?
Nico: no.
Rose: *death glare*
Thalia: niiiiice.
Nico: *shadowtravels Kali to Aphrodite cabin* *shadowtravels back* *passes out*
Kali: aw shit wtf what do I dooooo Dx
Percy: this is gonna be good...
Kali: *flips Percy off*
Rose: Okay Kali, you and Piper are going to be in a hairdressers shop, acting out something. Piper, grab the hair supplies. Piper, You're gonna be a black-
Hazel: *glares*
Rose: UHM a ghetto girl wanting her hair done, and Kali, you have to do it the craziest you can.
Piper: NOOOOOO.
Rose: Do it.
Piper: you bitch how is this Kali's dare
Rose: *shrugs* I dunno
Kali: OH MY HADES OKAY. PIPER GETCHO BOOTY OVAH HERE AND START ACTING GHETTO!!
Percy: *magically poofs into Aphrodite cabin and begins filming*
Kali: OHHH PIPERRR COME HITHER MY VICTIM
Piper: fuck. GURL I WANT DIS HAIR DID, AND I WANNA GET IT GOOOD. HOOK ME UP WITH SOME WEAVE GURL.
Rose: classic.
Leo: Holy Hera
Jason: piper, you got something to tell us?
Reyna: *evil smirk* PERCY YOU GOT THIS ALL?
Percy: HADES YEAH. YOU KNOW IT.
Kali: OOH GURL I GOTS THE PERFECT WEAVE FOR YOUSE. *smacks imaginary gum* HERE, SEE DIS HAWT PINK WEAVE? GURL THAT LOOKS *PERF* WITH YO SKIN TONE! JUST MAKE SURE IT DON'T FALL OUT WHEN YOU TWERKIN AT THE CLUB.
Piper: DAMN GURL *puts wig on* I LOOK RIDKULOS! I LOVE IT! *starts twerking to test*
Jason: *drools despite the weave*
Kali: *clicks tongue* SEE GURL. AUNTIE KALKAL KNOWS BEST. NOW WE GOTS TO BRAID YA. *puts in about 12 horrible, randomly placed braids* YOU LUK FAB.
Piper: Y-
Kyla: okay enough
*a Chiron screen appears*
Chiron: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT IS THIS SORCERY YOU AND YOUR INVENTIONS GO SLEEP CHILDREN
Everyone: ...
Percy: BUT CHIIIIROOOOON.
Annabeth: WE'RE GIRLS!
Kaylee: WE JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!
All the guys: HAAAAAY.
Percy: *sassy snap and hair flip* GURL I AIN'T NO GIRL.
Chiron: erm, Percy, maybe it's time we'll have a little talk. You know, about how maybe you might be confused about who you are...
Zeus: I WANNA SAY THE TALK
Poseidon: NO I DOOOOO
Percy: I AM BEAUTIFULLLL. NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY.
Percy with backup from Kali: WORDS CAN'T BRING MEEEE DOWN!!!
Chiron: my point exactly.
Leo: WHOA ZEUS POSEIDON DAFUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!
Zeus: I'm here to claim Rose as my daughter! *cue symbol*
Hermes: COVER IS BLOWN, BITCHES.
Poseidon: IM HERE TO CLAIM KALI AND KAYLEEEEEE. *cue symbols*
Leo: she's not my sissy? *pouts*
Thalia: uhm wat I thought they were daughters of Hermes Apollo and Hephaestus
Apollo: YOU THOUGHT WRONG BITCH
Thalia: *death glare*
Apollo: okai bye
Kaylee: Chiron, you sure you don't want to have the talk with Apollo...?
Chiron: nah. His dad can deal with that.
Jason, Thalia, & Rose: HEEEEYY.
Chiron: hehe hashtag sorry not sorry
Everyone: O_____o
Chiron: PLOT TWIST. I HAVE TWITTER.