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One Directions Liam Payne Takes Wrong Plane!
Liam Payne spent yesterday in a panic as his plane to Caribbean ended up being a plane to Singapore. The disgruntled boy has been stuck at the airport in Singapore with girlfriend Danielle Peazer for seven hours already as he tried to talk to the information desk.
We’d have expected this of the others, possibly. But, Liam has always seemed the type to obsess over small details in travelling, It’s okay, Liam. It could have happened to the best of us.
Liam is set to fly off to Heathrow on a return flight, before taking a plane to the Caribbean; lets just hope he gets the right plane when he returns. We don’t want him loosing his temper, who knows what would happen. (We’re hoping he rips his shirt off and screams into the sky)
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To: Liam :p [2.12p.m 03/03/13]
How’s the Caribbean ;)
From: Liam :P[2.13p.m 03/03/13]
Im nt there yet and u knw it.
To: Liam :p[2.14p.m 03/03/13]
You’re not? Oh no! what happened?
From: Liam :P[2.14p.m 03/03/13]
Sht up Lou. I no u red the article.
To: Liam :p [2.15p.m 03/03/13]
Spoil sport. Hows Singapore though?
From: Liam :P[2.16p.m 03/03/13]
Havnt been out of th airport :(
To: Liam :p [2.17p.m 03/03/13]
Awh, well have a safe flight, I have lunch now
From: Liam :P[2.17p.m 03/03/13]
Say hi t ur mum from me!
To: Liam :p [2.19p.m 03/03/13]
Will do, have a great time in the Caribbean, say hi to Danielle!
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PrayingForA1DMiricle:
Sometimes I just wish Louis could come out and be happy for once, I’m fed up of that fake smile.
1Dismalifebitch:
Louis in make up… he actually looks like a girl. I edited a wig on him….
LouisBumlightsUpMyWorld:
UpAllNightDoingThatOneThingWithTheirLittleThings:
I can’t believe I’m a Louis girl… I mean the one thing I want is for him to be gay. Should I be worried about myself?
There is nothing wrong with you!! I want Louis to be gay and him to marry me. Maybe we just all need help….
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14.56 Today
Harry: Louis! :)
Louis: Hey Hazza
Harry: you’re coming to Manchester right?
Louis: yeah, from the 7th
Harry: So there’s this party on the 9th, and it’s quite the big deal for the law students, and would you want to go?
Harry: … with me?
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To: Eleanor[3.09p.m 03/03/13]
Harry invited me to some party on the 9th… omg omg what do I say?
From: Eleanor[3.09p.m 03/03/13]
Yes you idiot!
From: Eleanor[3.10p.m 03/03/13]
Ha, omg he’s a law student isn’t he!!
To: Eleanor[3.10p.m 03/03/13]
Yeah he is, I never told you that, did he?
From: Eleanor[3.11p.m 03/03/13]
No, but I know because that’s a formal party and you get a +1 if you’re studying law… he’s asked you on an actual date Lou! This is so sweet!!!
To: Eleanor[3.11p.m 03/03/13]
Really? Now I’m nervous… what should I say? Should I act casual? Casual is good… right?
From: Eleanor[3.12p.m 03/03/13]
Ffs Lou, say ‘I’d love too’ and stop prevaricating to me and man up! God you’re such a woman sometimes, why are we friends?
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Louis: Sounds good to me :)
Harry: Really? I mean I thought you’d think I was being stupid because I mean you’re you and I’m me and you’ll really go with me?
Louis: of course :D
Harry: Okay, now I’m happy :)
Calling…
Louis: I like it when you’re happy, you get dimples
Call accepted.
Harry: Not many people see my dimples, I only smile when I’m truly happy :D
Louis: You’re wearing clothes…
Harry: I am…
Louis: I’m actually slightly disappointed
Harry: I’m so sorry! :p I just got back from a lecture actually and haven’t really stopped to take off my clothes
Louis: I’d offer but you know… I’m here, and stuff.
Harry: Shame
Louis: back to your smile, why don’t you smile a lot?
Harry: People aren’t really that nice to me you see…
Louis: well then they’re twats, you’re sweet, awkward, funny and a very nice sight to look at…
Harry: Thanks…
Louis: Awh, was that a blush I saw?
Harry: bugger off :)
Louis: okay :(
Call ended.(39 minutes)
Louis: be right back, not that you care :p
Harry: Louisssss
Louis: you’d better at least be shirtless when I’m back ;)
Harry: okay…
Harry: I’m cold now
Harry: I’m eating a banana
Harry: My sister says I’m not allowed to eat them in public
Harry: I make it look all dirty…
Harry: I don’t mean to
Harry: you have no idea what i'm blabbering on about...
Harry: but trust me it's important
Harry: :P
Harry: come back..
Harry: sorry
Harry: I'm annoying
Louis: I had a shower while everyone went out, living with five girls again makes you have to improvise on bathroom time
Harry: So you’re all wet and naked and stuff?
Calling…
Louis: yeah, but you see Harry, I unlike you don’t have abs and I unlike you have a tummy and it’s all a little embarrassing
Harry: just accept the call…
Call accepted.
Harry: Nope, you have an amazing body so shut up
Louis: Haha, if you say so mr I have 4 nipples
Harry: Ha, you noticed…
Louis: in all my staring indeed I noticed ;)
Harry: Who are you texting?
Louis: Eleanor,
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To: Eleanor[4.20p.m 03/03/13]
I said yeah, and now we’re skypeing naked, he’s got 4 nipples… that’s two more that I can nipple cripple… do you think they’re more sensitive than normal ones?
From: Eleanor[4.21p.m 03/03/13]
You sicken me. But yes probably. I’m going to wash my eyes out with soap. Don’t speak to me again
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Louis: She’s not impressed
Harry: With what?
Louis: Um… nothing really
Harry: oh, okay
Louis: so when was the last time you wanked?
Harry: Oh my god Louis!
Louis: Sorry I should have waited until you finished your apple juice… ;)
Harry: that’s just embarrassing and personal!!
Louis: So this morning?
Harry: maybe.
Louis: hot.
Harry: what about you?
Louis: I’m not answering such a personal question! God, respect my privacy!
Harry: in the shower?
Louis: Hell yeah
Harry: sickkk
Louis: that smirk, Jesus Harry, you’re trying to kill me!
Harry: nah, then you’d not be here for me to talk too!!
Louis: What did yo think about?
Harry: What?
Louis: This morning
Harry: Stuff
Louis: did you watch porn?
Harry: didn’t actually
Louis: So what kind of stuff? Stop blushing :p
Harry: Well stop looking at me like that
Louis: Like what?
Harry: Like you’re eye fucking me
Louis: you really want me to stop it?
Harry: Fuck no
Louis: ;)
Harry: Damn it Louis, fucking horny now.
Louis: Yeah, same
Harry: Do you have anyone at home your end?
Louis: nah, why?
Harry: talk then… yeah?
Louis: … yeah
****Read my A/N at the end****
Call Ended (1 hour 48 minutes)
Harry: bye Lou .xx
Louis: Bye hazza xxx
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@Louis_Tomlinson: Can’t wait until Manchester!!
@Louboogirl274: @Louis_Tomlinson is it because you get to see @EleanorJCalder ?
@Gayboylou278369: @Louis_Tomlinson hey, isn’t that where that boy Louis was talking to a lot from?
@1Dniamissex249: @Gayboylou278369 @Louis_Tomlinson OMG! It is, it says in his bio!!
@Gayboylou278369: @1Dniamissex249 @Louis_Tomlinson LARRY!!! They’re totally going to have bum sex!
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To: Eleanor[7.51p.m 03/03/13]
Have you forgiven me and love me again?
From: Eleanor[7.51p.m 03/03/13]
I suppose, but you’re such a creep.
To: Eleanor[7.52p.m 03/03/13]
I know. Hey want to know about his penis?
From: Eleanor[7.53p.m 03/03/13]
No! no, no, no you’ve seen his penis? Omg Louis! You’re such a perverted boy… actually, I suppose in that sense you’re like a normal young adult but seriously over skype?
To: Eleanor[7.54p.m 03/03/13]
Nothing wrong with skypeing… he’s fucking hot El!
From: Eleanor[7.55p.m 03/03/13]
I put myself into this mess by declaring you my gay best friend didn’t I?
To: Eleanor[7.56p.m 03/03/13]
Yup, and it’s for life bitch :)
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A/n: Hey… so theres some ***’s in there…
Well if you want a little random chapter next with some nice skyping sex in it… then um in your comment have a little ‘GIVE ME SMUT BITCH’ and I’ll see what I can do…
Okay, so also comment ‘I’m a goat that rides the wind’
I think I’m high
Ha. No I’m not, I’m just ill :( again, and depressed and shit, so a nice little uplifting comment would go a long way…
So earlier my cat thought it’d be funny to run out in front of me (BAD BOO, BAD) and I jumped backwards so I didn’t stand on him and fell out of the open window (It’s very hot in England at the moment) and into a bush.
I always see the fnny side of everything so when my mum saw my legs hanging over the window sill she was like ‘OMG WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY?’ and I was pissing myself laughing… she thought I was crying -_- Awkward.
Anyways,
Comment those things please…
Curly :/