Dedicated to @divergent_star
The Hunters of Artemis and Percy walk into Rick's cabin despite the security alarms. Rick starts sweating.
Rick: What did I do?
Hunters: How dare you trap Lady Artemis under the sky! How dare you kill Zoe!
Rick: Uh...actually..I...
Percy: And how can you make Annabeth hold up the sky! She has not got super strength!
After they are done Rick's son walks in to find his dad chattering in the flooded room and wincing while removing silver arrows from his body.
Rick: I think I should really stop writing books....
Everyone: HADES NO!
Hades: Anyone called?
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