Leo: Well aren't you a sweetheart for being HIM up?
Hazel- Blackmailing members of the legion into voting for him probably.
Frank- Trying to take Jason's place as Preator 5 days after he left. Or killing Gwen.
Piper- Saying Greeks are scum.
Leo- Calling us untrustworthy.
Jason- Trying to run New Rome.
Annabeth- Calling me dumb.
Leo- Oh no he didn't!
Percy- All of those are bad but you're ignoring the fact that he KILLED MY PANDA PILLOW PET!!
Hazel- You're still not over that?
Percy- I will never be over that.
Leo- Wait the 'It's a pillow pet, it's a pillow pet.' Thing on TV?
Percy- Yes and he murdered it.
Leo- KILL OCTIVIAN!!!!
Annabeth- Now I know what to get Seaweed brain for Christmas!
Percy- I WANT PERRY NOT A REPLACEMENT!!!!
Jason- Okay, Percy has a pillow pet names Perry?
Percy- Got a problem with that?
Jason- Nope!
Percy- That's what I thought!
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In case you guys are wondering, I'm getting one shots mostly from Pinterest and Instgram so I'm just saying that I'm not stealing these from anyone, they just made me laugh so I figured it would make you guys laugh as well.
Sarah😜